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by motman » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:08 am
Was sent the link to this site this morning. Have a look. It fair made me chuckle. Especially as the office was empty (a slight dusting of snow in England = nothing moves )
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by Alycidon » Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:24 pm
Why does that somehow sum up everything that is wrong with Yanks.
If you don't like it attack it.
If that doesn't work use a bigger bomb
Don't stop until you have wiped the enemy out.
If you don't like it attack it.
If that doesn't work use a bigger bomb
Don't stop until you have wiped the enemy out.
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We must perform a Quirkafleeg!!!!
We must perform a Quirkafleeg!!!!
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by Field Marshall Shug » Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:31 pm
In Kilmarnock in the summer, a swarm of wasps or bees were floating in the air in the main shopping area like a mystical cloud. An old woman walked right into it.
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by slow fade » Thu Feb 08, 2007 8:12 pm
Why not just nuke the back yard?
I had a swarm/bike (insert any apropriate collectve term here) settle in a cherry blossom tree in back garden the summer before last.It happens. They were obviously en route to somewhere else or had been flushed outta their original home.
I had to drink indoors for a day.Big deal
Then following day.....they just flew off somewhere else.....dah!
I had a swarm/bike (insert any apropriate collectve term here) settle in a cherry blossom tree in back garden the summer before last.It happens. They were obviously en route to somewhere else or had been flushed outta their original home.
I had to drink indoors for a day.Big deal
Then following day.....they just flew off somewhere else.....dah!
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by Field Marshall Shug » Thu Feb 08, 2007 11:25 pm
I notice no one cares what happened to the old lady who walked into a swarm of wasps!
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by Field Marshall Shug » Sat Feb 10, 2007 8:16 pm
I don't know what happened to her. Just as she was about to walk into them, I was about to go into Superdrug to buy cream.
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by Field Marshall Shug » Mon Feb 12, 2007 6:57 pm
I can't really remember for sure, but I think I got shampoo.
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by Field Marshall Shug » Tue Feb 13, 2007 7:53 pm
It might even have been creamy shampoo - it was a while ago now. Either way, my hair is feelin' great right now.
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