Not really interesting facts about yourself

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Postby Vladimir » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:39 pm

So have I!
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Postby Jupiter-Returns » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:56 pm

I used to be a milk boy for a dairy.
"Ma kin ah dae a jobby?" Jobbies, jobbies are funny a bit.
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Postby tobester » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:24 pm

sharon wrote:
tobester wrote:
sharon wrote:I don't iron my sheets....


Ill do your ironing.

Im a toyboy


It's a houseboy I need ;)



Where do i send my CV to?
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Postby McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:30 pm

I need a haircut
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby viceroy » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:38 pm

Linda wrote:I sneezed and the crown on my front tooth flew across the room into someone else's Alpen!


I broke the crown on my front tooth while trying to bite the top off a banana!
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Postby lordsleek » Thu Aug 10, 2006 8:52 pm

Jupiter-Returns wrote:I used to be a milk boy for a dairy.

I had the last haun' barra milk run in Glasgow!
eeeeeewwwww whats that!
Can I touch it?
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby HollowHorn » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:48 pm

viceroy wrote:I broke the crown on my front tooth while trying to bite the top off a banana!

Image
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Postby DickyHart » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:08 am

my nose has a bend in it, to the right.
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Postby crusty_bint » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:09 am

my body... apparently... lacks the enzyme to digest cucumber.

if cucumber repeats on you to ten you're probably the same.
here i go, it's coming for me through the trees
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Postby allyharp » Fri Aug 11, 2006 12:38 am

McShad wrote:I need a haircut

It's 2 years since I last had one. :?
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Postby nuttytigger » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:19 am

i've just finished a 12hr nightshift
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Postby cheesemonster » Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:48 am

while i'm off work again :P
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Postby Pripyat » Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:26 am

I like swiss roll and ice cream 8)
"The nose of a mob is its imagination. By this, at any time, it can be quietly led." - Edgar Allan Poe
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Postby glasgowken » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:01 pm

I fell down a flight of concrete steps a few months ago :(






Yes, i'm looking for sympathy from the burds.
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Postby Ally Doll » Fri Aug 11, 2006 1:06 pm

glasgowken wrote:I fell down a flight of concrete steps a few months ago :(






Yes, i'm looking for sympathy from the burds.


Awwwwww....

I fell down the metal steps on a ferry once, and got that industrial metal print on my ass!
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