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by yoker brian » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm
Modern Fossil wrote:I have never worn a bra
Neither have I - but I probably should on account of my man boobs.
Milk Sucks, Got Beer?
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by nuttytigger » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 pm
cheesemonster wrote:i've never been to a wedding but i've been to a lot of funerals
I've been to weddings but never been to a funeral
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by scaryman2u » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:56 pm
nuttytigger wrote:cheesemonster wrote:i've never been to a wedding but i've been to a lot of funerals
I've been to weddings but never been to a funeral
Do`nt start them off nutty, before you know it there`ll a H.G. funeral & wedding walk..!!
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by Flash_Andy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:02 pm
I have never seen Four Weddings and a Funeral.....
Actually
I have never watched a film with Hugh Grant in it!
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by Schiehallion » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:31 pm
When I open a Pot Noodle just before adding water I like to take out some dried peas and bring them to life in my mouth in a 'pea god' type of way.
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by McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:42 am
I need a pee
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by trudger » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:52 am
I'm the last person to post on this topic
(hopefully)
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by glasgowken » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:38 am
I used to own one of the largest collections of Austrailian police hats in the country (seriously).
GK
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by McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:21 am
I'm off to bed
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by Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:07 am
I fart in the bath
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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by Ally Doll » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:16 am
I drink in the bath (alcohol, not bathwater!).
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by Schiehallion » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:28 am
When adjusting the volume on my car CD player I have to have it on an even number. How the hell can you listen to a CD with the volume set at say 17! That's just not right.
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by crusty_bint » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:28 am
gap74 wrote:The stripey toothpaste I bought out of Asda the other day is coming out all green with no stripe. I think the tube might be defective, but probably won't take it back.
best one so far - so very dry'n'droll
here i go, it's coming for me through the trees
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