Not really interesting facts about yourself

Moderators: John, Sharon, Fossil, Lucky Poet, crusty_bint, Jazza, dazza

Postby Flash_Andy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm

I have fillings in most of my teeth.... apart from the first 6 on the top and the bottom! :roll:

I once crashed into a parked car while riding a Bicycle....I was reading a magazine at the same time! 8O
User avatar
Flash_Andy
Second Stripe
Second Stripe
 
Posts: 260
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:18 pm
Location: South_Side

Postby yoker brian » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:25 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:I have never worn a bra


Neither have I - but I probably should on account of my man boobs.
Milk Sucks, Got Beer?
User avatar
yoker brian
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1425
Joined: Tue Jan 20, 2004 9:28 pm
Location: Im here, where are you?

Postby nuttytigger » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:44 pm

cheesemonster wrote:i've never been to a wedding but i've been to a lot of funerals :(


I've been to weddings but never been to a funeral
User avatar
nuttytigger
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1672
Joined: Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:31 am

Postby HollowHorn » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:50 pm

I'm away to kill masel :?
User avatar
HollowHorn
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 8921
Joined: Mon May 23, 2005 9:59 pm
Location: Paisley

Postby scaryman2u » Wed Aug 09, 2006 9:56 pm

nuttytigger wrote:
cheesemonster wrote:i've never been to a wedding but i've been to a lot of funerals :(


I've been to weddings but never been to a funeral


Do`nt start them off nutty, before you know it there`ll a H.G. funeral & wedding walk..!! 8O . ::):
User avatar
scaryman2u
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 959
Joined: Sat Jun 24, 2006 2:22 pm
Location: GLASGOW

Postby Flash_Andy » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:02 pm

I have never seen Four Weddings and a Funeral.....

Actually

I have never watched a film with Hugh Grant in it! ::):
User avatar
Flash_Andy
Second Stripe
Second Stripe
 
Posts: 260
Joined: Tue Jan 03, 2006 1:18 pm
Location: South_Side

Postby Schiehallion » Wed Aug 09, 2006 10:31 pm

When I open a Pot Noodle just before adding water I like to take out some dried peas and bring them to life in my mouth in a 'pea god' type of way.
User avatar
Schiehallion
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1625
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:32 pm

Postby McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:42 am

I need a pee
User avatar
McShad
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1813
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:53 pm
Location: Ibrox, Glasgow

Postby trudger » Thu Aug 10, 2006 1:52 am

I'm the last person to post on this topic


(hopefully)
trudger
Second Stripe
Second Stripe
 
Posts: 142
Joined: Tue May 18, 2004 9:12 am

Postby glasgowken » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:38 am

I used to own one of the largest collections of Austrailian police hats in the country (seriously).
GK
User avatar
glasgowken
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 4477
Joined: Mon Oct 03, 2005 12:59 am
Location: Glasgow

Postby McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:21 am

I'm off to bed
User avatar
McShad
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1813
Joined: Thu Sep 08, 2005 5:53 pm
Location: Ibrox, Glasgow

Postby Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:07 am

I fart in the bath
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
User avatar
Fossil
-
-
 
Posts: 12310
Joined: Sun Feb 08, 2004 12:07 am
Location: Pitt Street

Postby Ally Doll » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:16 am

I drink in the bath (alcohol, not bathwater!).
User avatar
Ally Doll
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1421
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2005 1:18 pm
Location: Dennistoun

Postby Schiehallion » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:28 am

When adjusting the volume on my car CD player I have to have it on an even number. How the hell can you listen to a CD with the volume set at say 17! That's just not right.
User avatar
Schiehallion
Third Stripe
Third Stripe
 
Posts: 1625
Joined: Sat Mar 20, 2004 9:32 pm

Postby crusty_bint » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:28 am

gap74 wrote:The stripey toothpaste I bought out of Asda the other day is coming out all green with no stripe. I think the tube might be defective, but probably won't take it back.


::): best one so far - so very dry'n'droll ::):
here i go, it's coming for me through the trees
crusty_bint
-
-
 
Posts: 4425
Joined: Thu Jan 29, 2004 3:52 pm
Location: Glasgow

PreviousNext

Return to Random Distractions

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 9 guests