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by Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:09 am
I have a guitar amp that goes to 11
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by Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:43 am
I have steel toe cap wellies
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by JayKay » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:03 pm
I have a small scar on my upper lip.
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by Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:16 pm
I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats
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by My Kitten » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:19 pm
Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats
Is that not sore?
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by Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:41 pm
My Kitten wrote:Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats
Is that not sore?
A little insight into the art....
Most amusing thing seen on the tube - A woman with a handbag made out of crisp packets. It wasn't a bag lady either. I was looking at her bag and it seemed to be made out of little triangles of tin foil then looking closer I could see doritos logos and things that looked like crisps and bar codes and all sorts. Not sure if you've seen people in pubs who've when they've finished with their crisps fold the packets neatly up into little triangles well, someone had done this big time and made them into a handbag. It was like something out of Reeves and Mortimer "we took five hundred crisp packets and folded them up to make this rather fetching shoulder bag".
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by Sir Roger DeLodgerley » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:45 pm
I'm having my hall redecorated although I kinda like it the way it is.
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by cheesemonster » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:46 pm
i'm off work today because i have a really sore throat (feels like i've just swallowed shards of glass)
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by McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:27 pm
I sent razor blades back to gillette because they only last for 3 uses
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by Linda » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:52 pm
I sneezed and the crown on my front tooth flew across the room into someone else's Alpen!
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by Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:05 pm
I got stopped recently by the police for taking pictures of their helmets and bikes
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by Schiehallion » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:54 pm
When I came home from work on Tuesday I used my bronze yale key to get in the house rather than the silver one. So I kicked the door in although no damage was done. Then realised I'd tried the wrong key.
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by glasgowken » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:13 pm
You should get a mortice lock. Then there will be damage if you make that mistake again
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by AlanM » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:17 pm
Pripyat wrote:My Kitten wrote:Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats
Is that not sore?
A little insight into the art....
Most amusing thing seen on the tube - A woman with a handbag made out of crisp packets. It wasn't a bag lady either. I was looking at her bag and it seemed to be made out of little triangles of tin foil then looking closer I could see doritos logos and things that looked like crisps and bar codes and all sorts. Not sure if you've seen people in pubs who've when they've finished with their crisps fold the packets neatly up into little triangles well, someone had done this big time and made them into a handbag. It was like something out of Reeves and Mortimer "we took five hundred crisp packets and folded them up to make this rather fetching shoulder bag".
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My sister in law makes things like that
http://www.anniebee.co.uk
Who needs a six pack....when you've got a keg!!!
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by marginalwalker » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:35 pm
Ive got a shit hairstyle.
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