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Postby Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:09 am

I have a guitar amp that goes to 11 :wink:
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Postby Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 10:43 am

I have steel toe cap wellies
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Postby JayKay » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:03 pm

I have a small scar on my upper lip.
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Postby Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:16 pm

I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats 8)
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Postby My Kitten » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:19 pm

Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats 8)


Is that not sore?
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Postby Pripyat » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:41 pm

My Kitten wrote:
Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats 8)


Is that not sore?


A little insight into the art....

Most amusing thing seen on the tube - A woman with a handbag made out of crisp packets. It wasn't a bag lady either. I was looking at her bag and it seemed to be made out of little triangles of tin foil then looking closer I could see doritos logos and things that looked like crisps and bar codes and all sorts. Not sure if you've seen people in pubs who've when they've finished with their crisps fold the packets neatly up into little triangles well, someone had done this big time and made them into a handbag. It was like something out of Reeves and Mortimer "we took five hundred crisp packets and folded them up to make this rather fetching shoulder bag".


::):
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Postby Sir Roger DeLodgerley » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:45 pm

I'm having my hall redecorated although I kinda like it the way it is.
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Postby cheesemonster » Thu Aug 10, 2006 12:46 pm

i'm off work today because i have a really sore throat (feels like i've just swallowed shards of glass)
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Postby McShad » Thu Aug 10, 2006 2:27 pm

I sent razor blades back to gillette because they only last for 3 uses
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Postby Linda » Thu Aug 10, 2006 5:52 pm

I sneezed and the crown on my front tooth flew across the room into someone else's Alpen!
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Postby Fossil » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:05 pm

I got stopped recently by the police for taking pictures of their helmets and bikes
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Postby Schiehallion » Thu Aug 10, 2006 6:54 pm

When I came home from work on Tuesday I used my bronze yale key to get in the house rather than the silver one. So I kicked the door in although no damage was done. Then realised I'd tried the wrong key.
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Postby glasgowken » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:13 pm

You should get a mortice lock. Then there will be damage if you make that mistake again :)
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Postby AlanM » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:17 pm

Pripyat wrote:
My Kitten wrote:
Pripyat wrote:I turn empty crisp packets into minature party hats 8)


Is that not sore?


A little insight into the art....

Most amusing thing seen on the tube - A woman with a handbag made out of crisp packets. It wasn't a bag lady either. I was looking at her bag and it seemed to be made out of little triangles of tin foil then looking closer I could see doritos logos and things that looked like crisps and bar codes and all sorts. Not sure if you've seen people in pubs who've when they've finished with their crisps fold the packets neatly up into little triangles well, someone had done this big time and made them into a handbag. It was like something out of Reeves and Mortimer "we took five hundred crisp packets and folded them up to make this rather fetching shoulder bag".


::):


My sister in law makes things like that
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Postby marginalwalker » Thu Aug 10, 2006 7:35 pm

Ive got a shit hairstyle.
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