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Postby My Kitten » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:42 pm

I collect matchboxes from pubs.
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Postby McShad » Tue Aug 22, 2006 2:56 pm

Do scottish pubs still have boxes of matches, what with the smoking ban?
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Postby tobester » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:37 pm

I hate my job.


Thats the sig changed to the old one again
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Postby Schiehallion » Tue Aug 22, 2006 4:50 pm

McShad wrote:Do scottish pubs still have boxes of matches, what with the smoking ban?


Aye they still need them for the sambuca.
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Postby Josef » Tue Aug 22, 2006 7:17 pm

McShad wrote:Do scottish pubs still have boxes of matches, what with the smoking ban?


How else would the ones in listed buildings 'go on fire' so easily?

I can bend my wee toes sideways from the middle joint.
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Postby allyharp » Wed Aug 23, 2006 2:40 am

Tonight for the first time ever I had to help a drunk friend home to the extent of actually digging in their pockets for the keys and dragging them onto the sofa. And I didn't just do it once, but twice in the one night!
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Postby Cazzie » Wed Aug 23, 2006 8:49 am

Tonight for the first time ever I had to help a drunk friend home to the extent of actually digging in their pockets for the keys and dragging them onto the sofa. And I didn't just do it once, but twice in the one night!

why was that, ally? did you get the address wrong first time?

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Postby Fossil » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:28 pm

I bought another Simpson’s chocolate egg today, unfortunately it’s a doubler.

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Postby Ally Doll » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:34 pm

Modern Fossil wrote:I bought another Simpson’s chocolate egg today, unfortunately it’s a doubler.

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Chocolate eggs in August? Are they left over from Easter or are they for next year?!
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Postby Fossil » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:39 pm

Ally they’re usually in the kids sweet section of Supermarkets. More like a kinder egg a chocolate novelty with free surprise :)


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Postby Schiehallion » Wed Aug 23, 2006 12:57 pm

Today I was shocked to discover that most of your belly button fluff actually travels up from your underwear!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint
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Postby McShad » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:08 pm

I just got out of bed and I am about to cook myself a fry up breakfast
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Postby tobester » Wed Aug 23, 2006 3:55 pm

Schiehallion wrote:Today I was shocked to discover that most of your belly button fluff actually travels up from your underwear!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Navel_lint


They done that as an experiment of brainiac, where john tickle, tested the theory about the colour of the fluff, and how different coloured pants etc change its colour.
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Postby GlasWeb » Wed Aug 23, 2006 4:18 pm

I think, therefore I am. I think!
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Postby cumbo » Wed Aug 23, 2006 6:26 pm

I have to record a blueish fluff in this exciting experiment although through discussion with a friend he records grey matter although i don't want to make comment on his underwear....he knows who he is 8O
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