Not really interesting facts about yourself

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby banjo » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:29 am

i made it to the storm queen via pappa gills.both establishments played their part suitably in my evening out.pub was fair jumping though to a one man band.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Feb 25, 2012 12:42 pm

banjo wrote:i made it to the storm queen via pappa gills.both establishments played their part suitably in my evening out.pub was fair jumping though to a one man band.



That's no way to describe HungryJoe. You know he's looking for a duet.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby RDR » Sat Feb 25, 2012 5:41 pm

I just want to say that when it comes to the crunch the staff at the sharp end of the NHS, the ambulance crew and the nurses and doctors are there and do what is required of them.
Forget the managers and the politicans, the NHS is the front line staff.
My thanks to all of them.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Huggy » Sat Feb 25, 2012 8:39 pm

In Drymen's square so fair and fine,
There stands a pub which sells good wine,
It's full of whisky and good cheer,
And so are the bar-room mountaineers.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Lone Groover » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:14 pm

I am sick to death of being so famous. I have no private life and am becoming reclusive as a result of it.
I will give you an example. I went to my local tonight and the barman said " Hello Dave, Usual mate ?"

I was livid.

Took me ages to stop tweeting.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Dot » Sat Feb 25, 2012 11:28 pm

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby glasgowken » Sun Feb 26, 2012 6:59 am

Wondering if I should actually do something on my 40th birthday :(
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby jodieohdoh » Sun Feb 26, 2012 9:45 am

John wrote:Performance review time again. Here are the categories in which we have to write how wonderful and unique we are. After all these years I still can't figure out what they want in the Sense of Reality section.

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performance review headings by John Robertson, on Flickr


That strikes fear into my heart, that stuff. My last employer started trying to implement something like that a year or so before I left. Because the boss was fundamentally a shifty and untrustworthy, grasping little so and so, you naturally felt suspicious of the whole thing.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hungryjoe » Sun Feb 26, 2012 12:46 pm

Dexter St. Clair wrote:
banjo wrote:i made it to the storm queen via pappa gills.both establishments played their part suitably in my evening out.pub was fair jumping though to a one man band.



That's no way to describe HungryJoe. You know he's looking for a duet.

Actually a four piece band, and hopefully an occasional duo with the groovy yin.
Multi dinero, multi ficky fick, multi divorce.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Fossil » Mon Feb 27, 2012 7:54 pm

Miss matched cuff links today
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby jodieohdoh » Tue Feb 28, 2012 6:31 pm

Fossil wrote:Miss matched cuff links today

Euphemism?
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby HollowHorn » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:27 am

Involuntary farts, I hate being nearly 50.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby The Egg Man » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:34 am

HollowHorn wrote:Involuntary farts, I hate being nearly 50.



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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hungryjoe » Wed Feb 29, 2012 11:34 am

HollowHorn wrote:Involuntary farts, I hate being nearly 50.

It gets better when you're nearly 60, you still get the involuntary farts, you just don't give a fuck.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Huggy » Wed Feb 29, 2012 3:10 pm

You've tried Pinot Noir but if you're of an age when you're up during the night to the lavvy, try Pinot More.
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