Not really interesting facts about yourself

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Doorstop » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:31 pm

Not really .. it must have sounded really suss from outside the cubicle.

I actually think he may have been in adjacent trap when I went in .. he did turn up helluva quickly. :D
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby yoker brian » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:28 pm

Doorstop wrote:So standing there cutting into the packaging there comes an almighty fucking "BANG! BANG!" at the cubicle door.. "Open up! OPEN UP!" comes the voice from outside .. so, dutifully I put the penknife in the rucksack and go to open the door.

"WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE OPENING IN THERE YOU BETTER HAVE A.."

*sneck!* [I open the cubicle door, headphones and burst packaging in hand]

*barely audible "oh shit!"* ... "Erm .. you do have a receipt for those Sir?"

"Aye"

"Can I see it?"

"Aye" *show him*

"Thank fuck .. I had nae idea wit ah was planning on Doin' next if ye didnae"

I've never actually seen the colour drain from a mans face before today .. gave us both a laugh after it was all sorted. :D


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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:46 pm

yoker brian wrote:
Doorstop wrote:So standing there cutting into the packaging there comes an almighty fucking "BANG! BANG!" at the cubicle door.. "Open up! OPEN UP!" comes the voice from outside .. so, dutifully I put the penknife in the rucksack and go to open the door.

"WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE OPENING IN THERE YOU BETTER HAVE A.."

*sneck!* [I open the cubicle door, headphones and burst packaging in hand]

*barely audible "oh shit!"* ... "Erm .. you do have a receipt for those Sir?"

"Aye"

"Can I see it?"

"Aye" *show him*

"Thank fuck .. I had nae idea wit ah was planning on Doin' next if ye didnae"

I've never actually seen the colour drain from a mans face before today .. gave us both a laugh after it was all sorted. :D


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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby banjo » Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:59 am

i was in there yesterday,sneaky buzzards have shrunk the pizza i like by about a third.did not shrink the price though.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Doorstop » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:05 am

They've done that with loads of stuff Banjo .. the stir fry mix has reduced in size (in two stages) by 40% and still sells for the same.

Bloody ridiculous.

Anyway .. in other news .. A few inches of snow to wade through to get to gym this morning .. am I bothered?

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.. Am I f*ck!
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Bridie » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:08 am

I'm trapped in the house I can't get out 8O have a hill outside my house I don't drive and I've got a torn cartilage in my knee - will my job be sympathetic - will they feck!
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Doorstop » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:11 am

Oh crap .. not good. You should get a set of those crampons I got. Slip over your normal shoes, £8 or £9 quid.

Worth a punt.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Bridie » Fri Dec 16, 2011 8:22 am

Doorstop wrote:Oh crap .. not good. You should get a set of those crampons I got. Slip over your normal shoes, £8 or £9 quid.

Worth a punt.

I know I looked at them a few weeks ago and didn't bother and cheaper than driving lessons and a car :wink:
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby jodieohdoh » Fri Dec 16, 2011 9:57 am

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby RDR » Sun Dec 18, 2011 7:23 pm

I'm eating a packet of roast beef monster munch my daughter got me.
They are suprisingly good. :wink:
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby PGCC » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:08 pm

Smartalex wrote:I haven't posted on here in:- 1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds

Or 3 years, 8 months, 11 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes

Alternative time units
1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds can be converted to one of these units:

116,744,720 seconds
1,945,745 minutes
32,429 hours (rounded down)
193 weeks

Note: This does not take time zones, daylight saving time or leap seconds into account.



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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby MacotheIsles » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:22 pm

PGCC wrote:
Smartalex wrote:I haven't posted on here in:- 1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds

Or 3 years, 8 months, 11 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes

Alternative time units
1351 days, 5 hours, 5 minutes and 20 seconds can be converted to one of these units:

116,744,720 seconds
1,945,745 minutes
32,429 hours (rounded down)
193 weeks

Note: This does not take time zones, daylight saving time or leap seconds into account.


There used to be a pgcc who posted here a ling time ago, back in the early sixties or thereabouts... used to drive steam locos I think... long gone though. Can't be the same person surely though...


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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Josef » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:37 pm

PGCC wrote:I'm the least,longest and most infrequent contributor to these forums...


And little wonder. We're up to PGCC93 now. Innovate or die, dear Sir.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby MacotheIsles » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:42 pm

Mods and ex mods.. what I meant to say in the above post can be summed up as "Welcome back pgcc". Alas, slight inebriation and a deucedly awkward Android slate thingy may have led to a slight confusion in the above post, whose contents I find myself entirely unable to edit. I therefore submit myself to the legendary summary HG justice system and will take my "six of the best" like a man. Thrash away as you may. I have six copies of Oscar Marzarolli 1852 - 1999 down my breeks and shan't feel a thing... I hope.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Josef » Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:52 pm

MacotheIsles wrote:Thrash away as you may. I have six copies of Oscar Marzarolli 1852 - 1999 down my breeks and shan't feel a thing


If you send me one of those copies quickly enough then I'l whisk this thread out of reach before Shazza notices.

Or, if you prefer, tell her you insulted her shoes.
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