Not really interesting facts about yourself

[BrigitDoon]

Do I take it someone's been groovered?

[HollowHorn]

He could only manage 2.15 on his bike, you know.

[Doorstop]

Hey Doorstop !

How's The Heid ?????

Oh.

My.

Fucking.

Word.

I have now gained access to a new level in the tricky game of nausea.

Went out for a night out with a few of the lads I've done the doors with in the past and ended up absolutely blazing.

Apparently at some point during proceedings I arbitrarily decided that the perfect accompaniment to a pint of cider ( which were legion) was an 'Apple Sourz' and went about gathering empirical evidence with some determination.

Oh Dear.

Do I take it someone's been groovered?

I believe I have answered my esteemed colleague above's question with the reply .. erm .. not so much above.

For once, the Big Groovebox is blameless ..

He could only manage 2.15 on his bike, you know. ::):

Dear God! I didn't steal someone's pushbike too, did I?

[kirkyguy]

im 40 and not happy about it

[BrigitDoon]

When did this happen? Being 40 is supposed to be a cause for jubilation.

[kirkyguy]

It happened today i cant believe how quickly time has went,things that happened only a few months ago where infact
14, 15 years ago anyway onwards and upwards and all that,never look back

[banjo]

ach forty is the new twenty one kirkyguy.says i who will be fifty in june.thats a genuine fifty ,half century fifty.not a hollowhorn ahem fifty.

[Fossil]

Most folk on HG are boring as fuck

[Glesga_Steve]

Most folk on HG are boring as fuck

If you think a fuck is boring then you're doing it wrong

[Fossil]

Most folk on HG are boring as fuck

If you think a fuck is boring then you're doing it wrong

You're thinking boring as "fucking", which, as you can see, I never said

[Dave]

Most folk on HG are boring as fuck

If you think a fuck is boring then you're doing it wrong

You're thinking boring as "fucking", which, as you can see, I never said

Perhaps it's time to hang up the boots and create an internet archive, unless Glasgow has more hidden gems.

[Fossil]

can someone please tell those fucking pensioners and disabled folk not to drive on the fucking queens highway with those motorized disabled chariots. The fucking arseholes

[Dave]

And they can stop driving the things about the supermarkets too, especially really fat fuckers......with two staff in tow. Lazy cunts, what about the internet save you leaving the house full stop.

[Bridie]

my lovely wee vauxhall astra that has driven the length and breath of the British Isles has passed her yearly MOT for the 15th time you can keep your scrappage malarkey!

[floweredpig]

And they can stop driving the things about the supermarkets too, especially really fat fuckers......with two staff in tow. Lazy cunts, what about the internet save you leaving the house full stop.

Aye and there is always Diet Coke in their trolley too.

Who are they trying to kid.Fuck the fuck off.