Not really interesting facts about yourself

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hazy » Fri May 30, 2008 8:56 am

edowds obviously you dont have any children.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby edowds » Fri May 30, 2008 1:34 pm

Yes - I've got two and they both love a rabbit stew :D
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hazy » Fri May 30, 2008 7:40 pm

Stew must be the stuff between your ears then country boy.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Lucky Poet » Fri May 30, 2008 10:12 pm

I laughed, but I feel really dirty now :|
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby tobester » Sat May 31, 2008 9:57 pm

I took my nephew to play golf today, was the first time id played it since 1991, im all red as a lobster as i forgot to put suntan cream on ::):

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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Fossil » Fri Jun 06, 2008 5:53 pm

I was at a meeting today and the woman sitting beside me had very nice fuck-me shoes on
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby tobester » Fri Jun 06, 2008 6:07 pm

I was in Perth today and it was really nice and warm, altho i need to go back as i couldnt be arsed taking my camera and i saw a few nice shots to get ::):
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby hazy » Fri Jun 06, 2008 7:19 pm

Fossil wrote:I was at a meeting today and the woman sitting beside me had very nice fuck-me shoes on


Did she hit you over the head with them then. :?
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Fossil » Sun Jun 08, 2008 7:43 pm

hazy wrote:
Fossil wrote:I was at a meeting today and the woman sitting beside me had very nice fuck-me shoes on


Did she hit you over the head with them then. :?


No. I was looking at them. Not fucking her feet
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby HollowHorn » Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:46 pm

Lucky escape for her then :D
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby gap74 » Mon Jun 09, 2008 12:09 am

I would never have guessed when I woke up last Thursday that I'd have a brief, surreal conversation about roofs with Alex Salmond before the day was out, but I did.

Guess that's how this crazy world of ours rolls.
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby Fossil » Mon Jun 09, 2008 2:18 pm

gap74 wrote:I would never have guessed when I woke up last Thursday that I'd have a brief, surreal conversation about roofs with Alex Salmond before the day was out, but I did.

Guess that's how this crazy world of ours rolls.


I take it he never jumped?
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby gap74 » Mon Jun 09, 2008 3:23 pm

He wouldn't have to if it was the Parliament building, given a surprisingly short amount of time, the roof beams will just dislodge themselves...
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby red_kola » Tue Jun 10, 2008 8:33 am

I nearly got run over by a hearse this morning. Where is Alanis Morisette when you need her?
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Re: Not really interesting facts about yourself

Postby elgee » Tue Jun 10, 2008 10:13 pm

[quote="red_kola"]I nearly got run over by a hearse this morning. Where [i]is [/i]Alanis Morisette when you need her?[/quote]
There was a time when folk showed respect to a a funeral cortege and waited on the side of the road until it passed. :wink: Not cutting across in front of it cos they were in a hurry :wink:

Seriously though, I was following a hearse to Clydebank Crematorium. (2002) It was a fairly large funeral procession so did slow the traffic down a bit on Kilbowie Road. A guy in a yellow car was in such a hurry he actually tried to overtake by going on the wrong side near the taxi rank at the shopping centre. Result - horns blaring, shrieking brakes etc. An absolute disgrace to humanity IMO, considering the deceased had met his end in a road crash.
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