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A wee joke

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:48 pm
by kirkyguy
This wee wummin is in hospital, and the first morning they give her haggis for breakfast,how strange she thinks..then at lunch time they give her more haggis...huh this just isnt on says the wummin...so then dinner time comes round and same again, haggis....right thats it says the wee wummin,she shouts a passing doctor over and says to him, wits going on? haggis for breakfast then lunch and then dinner as well........the doctor replies what do you expect you are in the................................................................




















BURNS UNIT.........enjoy.. :P

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 2:49 pm
by Sharon
ahahhahhaaaaaaaa

PostPosted: Thu Apr 22, 2004 4:47 pm
by crusty_bint
You know that Michele McManus that won Pop Idol, well I hear she's turned into one of these primadonnas, making big demands, only designer labels she wants... Sara lee, Fray Bentos ::):

PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 12:06 pm
by kirkyguy
What do you call a three legged donkey...............................
























A wonkey....enjoy..

PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 2:46 pm
by Sharon
Another little joke....

What kind of bees make milk?











A boobee !

PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:24 pm
by DMcNay
What's brown and sticky?



































A stick.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 17, 2004 4:25 pm
by DMcNay
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other:



























"You ever driven one of these before?"

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 4:57 pm
by cumbo
What has Winnie The Pooh and Jack The Ripper got in common?











Same middle name! :roll:

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 8:54 pm
by allyharp
One of a few jokes told to me by one of the "any spare change" crew in town last night:

What's the difference between Gary Glitter and a Greyhound?....





....The greyhound waits for the hair first :oops:

PostPosted: Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:02 pm
by turbozutek
Two guys walk into a bar....


...you think the second one would have ducked.


Chris...

PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:30 am
by Cyclo2000
Whats the difference between an egg and a wank?











You can beat an egg.

PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2004 9:35 am
by DMcNay
An englishman, a welshman, a pakistani and a jew all walk into a bar...





























What a great example of an integrated community.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:36 am
by Bing Buzby
What is the biggest problem with wearing a colostomy bag?






Finding a matching hat.

PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 9:32 pm
by kirkyguy
.ffg

PostPosted: Sat Jul 24, 2004 10:31 pm
by dazza
A wig and a colostomy bag walk into a pub, the barman refuses to serve them, the colostomy bag asks why, the barman replies "'cause you're full of shite and yer pal's off his heid".