A wee joke

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Re: A wee joke

Postby banjo » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:16 pm

sorry I should have said the song is actually called grigaloo and the lyrics can be found on the mudcat website.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby Henrysix » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:11 pm

Charles Dickens Novel “a tale of two cities” was originally published in two provincial newspapers

It was The Bicester Times & The Worcester Times
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:33 pm

What catalogue shop do pirates go to?

Arrrgos.
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And if it's all we only pass this way but once, what a perfect waste of time.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:55 pm

My friend the opera singer from Yorkshire was getting new windows installed.

"Double glazing?" I asked.

"Nay son, dormer."
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