A wee joke

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Re: A wee joke

Postby banjo » Mon Feb 17, 2020 6:16 pm

sorry I should have said the song is actually called grigaloo and the lyrics can be found on the mudcat website.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby Henrysix » Sat Feb 29, 2020 1:11 pm

Charles Dickens Novel “a tale of two cities” was originally published in two provincial newspapers

It was The Bicester Times & The Worcester Times
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Feb 29, 2020 3:33 pm

What catalogue shop do pirates go to?

Arrrgos.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Mar 05, 2020 6:55 pm

My friend the opera singer from Yorkshire was getting new windows installed.

"Double glazing?" I asked.

"Nay son, dormer."
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Jul 30, 2020 4:17 pm

One for the Trekkies in the audience.

What do you call a Cardassian on a motorbike?
Gul Ducati.
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Re: A wee joke

Postby banjo » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:35 am

not a trekkie,so that went right over my head. :oops:
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Re: A wee joke

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Fri Jul 31, 2020 8:51 am

banjo wrote:not a trekkie,so that went right over my head. :oops:

Ok, the Cardassians are aliens from the Star Trek: Next Generation era. Grey skin, thick necks, vaguely reptilian looking.

If the Klingons are space Russians, then the Cardassians are space North Koreans, broadly speaking.

Anyway, this fellow is one of the primary bad guys from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, his name is Gul Dukat.
Gul being his military rank, roughly equivalent to that of Captain.

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It's a pun you see. Dukat = Ducati.

Was I being too clever for my own good?
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