Page 106 of 106

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 9:22 am
by banjo
if you can manage to check on an elderly neighbour or relative during the cold snap remember to wear a coat with deep pockets as auld yins always have the best biscuits.

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:08 am
by pingu
two dundonian ducks flying through the air,

one duck says "quack"

the other says "for gods sake i cannae go ony quacker"

Image

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:31 am
by The Creeping Spleen
pingu wrote:two dundonian ducks flying through the air,

one duck says "quack"

the other says "for gods sake i cannae go ony quacker"

Image

Nice one. :)

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:43 pm
by banjo
bought a painting from china on e bay,it arrived safely, carefully covered in about ten metres of bubblewrap.once hung I asked the wife what should I do with all this bubblewrap.just pop it in the cupboard under the stairs she said.four hours it took me.

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:06 am
by pingu
what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest?

A wonky.


what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest and a twitch in its eye?

A winky wonky.


what do you call a donkey with one leg shorter than the rest and a twitch in its eye that is really good at playing the piano?

a winky wonky honky tonky donkey.

Re: A wee joke

PostPosted: Thu Apr 12, 2018 11:25 am
by The Creeping Spleen
Teacher is giving the class a lesson in geography.

"Now then, where is Santa Fe?"
"Please Miss, Santa's fae the North Pole."