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Postby HollowHorn » Wed Sep 20, 2006 11:19 pm

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Postby Pgcc93 » Thu Sep 21, 2006 1:02 am

good yin Toby ::):
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Postby doonunda » Fri Sep 29, 2006 8:07 am

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Postby Smartalex » Fri Sep 29, 2006 4:40 pm

::): hee,hee!
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Postby Westwood One » Mon Oct 02, 2006 8:01 pm

This man walks into the doctors.
"Doctor everytime i wear ma hat i hear music"
Doctor takes hat from room comes back 5 minutes later.
"That should do it sir"
"Doctor, thats amazing the music has stopped, how did ye do it?"
"No problem sir i just took the band out"
You wanna come along? It ain't like it used to be, but, uh, it'll do.
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Postby VGSmiles » Thu Oct 05, 2006 5:11 pm

What's the difference between light and hard?

























You can sleep with a light on.
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Postby motman » Fri Oct 06, 2006 12:24 pm

VGSmiles wrote:What's the difference between light and hard?

























You can sleep with a light on.


Groan :P
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Postby Grahame » Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:58 pm

Woman walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre.
















So the barman gave her one.
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Postby hazy » Sat Oct 07, 2006 8:02 pm

Grahame wrote:Woman walks into a bar, and asks the barman for a double entendre.
So the barman gave her one.

Ever thought about being on the stage.

Coach leaves in half hour :wink:
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Postby Toby Dammit » Sun Oct 08, 2006 10:46 pm

Not a joke eggsaktly, but I find this GIF from B3ta both brilliant and hilarious.

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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:08 pm

Is that the Capt. Piccard or Clive James in the hey diddle diddle?
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Postby james73 » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:20 pm

HollowHorn wrote:Is that the Capt. Piccard or Clive James in the hey diddle diddle?

The Egg is Picard.



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He's over there...
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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Oct 08, 2006 11:23 pm

Cheers J73, so where is Clive James :roll:
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Postby Toby Dammit » Mon Oct 09, 2006 11:54 pm

HollowHorn wrote:so where is Clive James


Australia?

Clive James and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly Clive realised that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning flight to Britain, where he was due to make make sarcastic if inconsequential comments about Japanese game shows on telly.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew Mrs. J would find it. The next morning Clive woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.




The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM.
Wake up!"
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Postby hazy » Wed Oct 11, 2006 4:07 pm

That joke was a copyright infringment " What time is it Eccles" by Peter Sellers and Spike Millagan aka the Goons. TD if you get a chance listen to them doing it. The scetch is feckin hilarious. It only lasts about three minutes but its a classic. ::): ::): ::): ::): ::): ::): ::): ::):
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