by kirkyguy » Fri Dec 03, 2004 5:40 pm
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when
>he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a
>little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, "You Sign! You
>sign!"
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>Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.
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>Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Chinese man
>starts to yell louder, "You Sign! You sign!"
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> Nelson says to him, "Look, you've obviously got the wrong man", and
>shuts the door in his face.
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>The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the
>little Chinese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads.
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>He thrusts his clipboard under Nelson's nose, yelling, "You sign! You
>sign!"
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>Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little
>Chinese man back, shouting: "Look, go away! You've got the wrong man.
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>I don't want them!"
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>Then he slams the door in his face again.
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>The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he
>hears a knock on the door again. On opening the door, there is the
>same
>little Chinese man thrusting a clipboard under his nose, shouting,
>"You sign! You sign!"
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>Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts. This time
>Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little man by his shirt
>front and yells at him: "Look, I don't want these! Do you understand?
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>You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?"
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>The little Chinese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and
>says:
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>(It's a beauty)
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>(wait for it)
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>(Get your best Chinese accent ready)
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>"You not Nissan Main Dealer?"
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