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zoidberg wrote:Love that joke Brigit. I actually laughed out loud.
Doorstop wrote:A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down.
There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked on the door. The door opened to reveal a burly Highlander.
"My car has conked out," said the traveller, "Where can I spend the night?"
"Why, right here of course!" said the Highlander, "Come away in and avail yourself of our world famous hospitality."
The traveller duly entered the humble but cosy residence.
"Jeannie," shouted the host in the direction of the kitchen, and in response to his call his beautiful daughter appeared.
"Jeannie, make a meal for the gentleman and remember to uphold our great tradition of Highland hospitality."
The traveller was soon tucking into an appetizing meal, the girl had indeed spared no effort in the preparation of nothing short of a traditional feast in order to extend Highland hospitality to the guest.
"And now," said the Highlander, "I'm afraid I must go out and milk the cows, but just make yourself at home and take full advantage of our world famous Highland hospitality."
No sooner had the door closed behind him than the traveller set about seducing the lovely daughter. In no time at all he
had her on floor and was on the job.
Suddenly, the door the croft door crashed open and there stood the Highlander.
He took one look at what was going on and his face turned purple with rage. He dropped his two buckets of milk with a crash and gave verbal vent to his wrath.
"After all I have been saying about the Highland hospitality," he roared, "You go and spoil things in the most heinous and disrespectful way imaginable ... arch your bloody back woman, and take the poor man's balls aff the cold stane floor."
Doorstop wrote: I thought money was tight this month??"
"It is ..." replies the wife fluttering her eyelashes "but this stuff makes me beautiful".
"So does 24 cans of Stella love .." replies the bloke " .. and that's hauf the fucking price!"
jodieohdoh wrote:Here... that sounds more like a true story than a joke! HAve you got a black eye or a fat lip at the moment Doorstop?
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