by Doorstop » Sat Dec 03, 2016 3:17 pm
Cheers Banjo.
Here's another to be getting along with:
Auld Agnes and Senga are outside their nursing home, having a cup of tea and a smoke and a smoke when it starts to rain.
Senga pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Agnes says "What in the name of the wee man is that?". Senga says " It's a rubber johnnie . This way my cigarette doesn't get wet."
Agnes says "Here! That's a brilliant idea! Where did you get it?"
Senga says "Och, you can get them by the box at any chemist. They're awfy cheap."
The next day, Agnes hobbles herself into the local chemist and announces to the pharmacist (a devout Christian) that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
"Doesnae matter son, as long as it fits on a Camel."
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The chemist took six weeks off on the sick
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"