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alexpetrie161 wrote:Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on Quality Street,
It was after eight,
He turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic,
He slipped his hand in her Snickers and showed her his CurlyWurly,
Not keen on haveing any jelly babies she let him take a trip up bournville boulevard, She screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his fun-sized Mars Bar, it felt a bit Crunchie and she wanted some TimeOut,
But he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers!
alexpetrie161 wrote:Two finalists in a u.k poetry competition
HollowHorn wrote:alexpetrie161 wrote:Two finalists in a u.k poetry competition
Honest ingin, AP, I first heard that joke (with some word changes) when I was was still at school, 66 / 68 mibbies. ::):
alexpetrie161 wrote:A friend texted it to my missus last week and it made me laugh even if it is from the sixties ::):
I suppose the oldies ARE the best
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