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hungryjoe wrote:A policeman stops a drunk driver and asks him to take a breath test. driver pulls out an nhs card " this man is asthmatic please don't take his breath" policeman asks him to take a blood test. driver pulls out another nhs card " this man is anaemic please don't take his blood" policeman asks him to take a urine test. driver pulls a third nhs card which reads " this man is a r*ngers season ticket holder, please don't take the piss"!
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