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by **big/davie** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 2:59 pm

anyone notice how kamikazi these things are?mostly in city centre at night,where people have discarded food on the road,they also shit all over your car,are these things protected? need to know before i try the alkaselzer in the bread thing :evil:

by **Schiehallion** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 4:31 pm

big/davie wrote:anyone notice how kamikazi these things are?mostly in city centre at night,where people have discarded food on the road

And there you hit the nail right on the head. It's not the seagulls and pigeons who are clatty, it's the dirty bastards who litter the streets. Then we blame the birds for feeding in droves.

I'd rather have a city full of birds than one full of lazy drunken arseholes who cover one side of the pavement with their discarded kebabs and the other side with their vomit.

by **big/davie** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:11 pm

too true m8ty and totally agree,should have the wardens out enforcing the litter problem,think they fine you for dropping fag ends too,but have seen seagulls fly down and steal food from right out of someones hand :)

by **ramor69** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 5:12 pm

It's not just the city centre that full of the
clatty bastards. The good folk of Glasgow
need a to take a good look at themselves.

http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/hi/news/5055029.html

by **Smartalex** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:35 pm

Rumour has it that seagulls and such will congregate where ever there is the greatest food supply, if that is the case why do they ensist on returning to the (now demolished) site of the abbatoir in Dennistoun at 5.00am and then Screech like loonies Because there is nothing to eat.

by **crusty_bint** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 8:55 pm

Maybe they're on an HG outing seagull stylee, thinking to themselves "how, why, when!?!?" :wink:

by **Smartalex** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:03 pm

crusty_bint wrote:Maybe they're on an HG outing seagull stylee, thinking to themselves "how, why, when!?!?"

If anyone know one of them ask them for a few aerial shots!

by **donjuan** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:19 pm

It's covered here http://www.hiddenglasgow.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2079&highlight=seagull

Try doing a Search first

by **crusty_bint** » Fri Jul 21, 2006 9:29 pm

Fancy taking over my job for a wee while donjaun?

by **motman** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 4:45 pm

They have memories. My missus chased one away the other week when it was about to have a wee peek inside the black rubbish sack she had just put out for the midden men. Half an hour later she went to the car and just missed being splatted by a few inches.
Come the revolution... :twisted:

by **Pgcc93** » Sat Jul 22, 2006 5:09 pm

According to balding clown hairstyled & freak savage Otter attack victim* of Kids favourite The Really Wild Show presenter Terry Nutkins in reply to a letter from a viewer said during a broadcast in 1989

" A pigeon can't shite on the wing unlike most birds.... they have to be perched to crimp off a length"

So there you have it ::):

*All true, he lost most of the fingers on one hand during an bizzarre otter wanking experiment that went badly wrong on a remote Island off the west coast of Scotland when he was sixteen... allegedly.
Him and Beadle would make a great double act! ::):

by **Pripyat** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:54 pm

Was it not to do with the scent off a jumper Pgcc93?. Anyway, seen
many an otter and even chased one after fighting over mackerel.
Me with the tail section, and it with the head section.

Bomber command :wink:

by **motman** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 3:56 pm

Pripyat wrote:Was it not to do with the scent off a jumper Pgcc93?. Anyway, seen
many an otter and even chased one after fighting over mackerel.
Me with the tail section, and it with the head section.

Bomber command

whit an evil look in its eye - best seen at that range from behind a fence :evil:

by **Pripyat** » Mon Jul 24, 2006 4:05 pm

I could have taken the photo at closer range that
day motman, but didn't want it spitting on the lens.

by **DVF** » Wed Jul 26, 2006 1:00 am

http://www.greenocktelegraph.co.uk/read ... hp?id=7434

On another nte, I read somethig this week that the seagull population is currently about 250,000 in the UK, but by 2018 it will be 20 million!!!

(bear in mind I'm drunk betond my typing and googling abilities so the numbers may be a bit off, but not much).

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