Izal Toilet Tissue

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Izal Toilet Tissue

Postby Alycidon » Mon Oct 31, 2005 9:33 pm

I was amazed to find out that this stuff is still manufactured. I was directed to the page below by a colleague, the "review" is funny, under the heading "Izal Toilet Paper - SCREAMING AGONY on a roll". The poor guy's experience happened in "a public restroom in a restaurant in Glasgow" in August this year, so beware this stuff is out there and close at hand 8O


http://www.dooyoo.co.uk/household-products/izal-toilet-paper/1011376/
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Postby Apollo » Tue Nov 01, 2005 3:32 am

Unbelievable. I can only think of coming across this as a kid, and even then wondering if some twisted individual had swapped the bog roll for a roll of greaseproof paper, it didn't seem to be much different from it.

Somebody should take it to the European Court of Human Rights, or send it all to the Americans in Guantanamo.

Bad as it is, I don't fancy the result if you were to follow the advice of one poster and scrunch it up. Sounds like the recipe for a handful of gravel or the like.
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Postby desto » Tue Nov 01, 2005 12:09 pm

dont think ive ever read anything like that in my life! :)

ma X gf used to buy the rolls with wee flowers on em???? a mean wots the point in that!!! :P
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Postby crazygray23 » Tue Nov 01, 2005 6:42 pm

i had a similar experience in my work loo , went in to do my bit then find out that there was no bog roll ,just a pile of blue kimberly clark had towels 8O
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Postby Apollo » Tue Nov 01, 2005 7:00 pm

At least KC understand the meaning of the word 'absorbent' 8)
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Postby cumbo » Tue Nov 01, 2005 11:49 pm

HM prisons and hm forces still use the dreded IZAL
from experience the shit ends up half way up yer back! :roll:
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Postby crazygray23 » Wed Nov 02, 2005 8:16 pm

cumbo wrote:HM prisons and hm forces still use the dreded IZAL
from experience the shit ends up half way up yer back! :roll:


and would that experience be in hm prisons or forces :) :?
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Postby cumbo » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:09 am

yes :D
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Postby lordsleek » Thu Nov 03, 2005 12:11 am

obviously with your experience Cumbo you'd be in the wood working party

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Postby DickyHart » Fri Nov 04, 2005 2:29 am

oof!! stuff should be made illegal if ya ask me!
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Postby Fossil » Fri Nov 04, 2005 11:53 am

I really can’t see how it can be any good to anyones hole medicated or not

give me puppy soft anytime

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Postby danixta » Sat Nov 05, 2005 11:35 pm

you can buy it in the new big morrisons in paisley - and its not cheaper than the other stuff!!
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