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Postby trickntoots » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:13 pm

:roll: incorrigibil....... ::): look at the number of peeks at this thread.....

Is there anybody out there that only get as far as a Mills and Boon novel?
:cry:

ahm awae to go a wandering along a railroad track....pick some bliddy daisies...
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Postby The Mighty R I D E » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:37 pm

Fuck me ::):

the smell of a new nude book aw,

Shaved OAP's I think its about £5 in any good local shope

Ride
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Postby My Kitten » Tue Jun 28, 2005 9:49 pm

trickntoots wrote::roll: incorrigibil....... ::): look at the number of peeks at this thread.....

Is there anybody out there that only get as far as a Mills and Boon novel?
:cry:

ahm awae to go a wandering along a railroad track....pick some bliddy daisies...



Mills N Boon - pah!

I prefer a nice movie myself, mainly for the cracking acting.
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Postby Reverend Scapegoat » Wed Jun 29, 2005 9:10 pm

I found some copies of a mag called "Raider" in my youth, and was WELL surprised at how hardcore it was!
Think it was British, too...


So where did everyone hide theirs?

I started off having 'em under the bottom drawer.
Then I hit upon the slightly better plan of having them inside C&VG mag covers... Alongside my computer mags :)

My mate's mum used to actually go on porno hunts when she tidied his room. Saw her dusting once thru the window, then flicking thru all his mags!
So my method wouldn't have worked there.
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Postby Alycidon » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:41 am

My mate told me that his dad, rather than confront him with his stash would hide the individual magazines in easy to find places so that he would be scared to open a drawer in his room in case another mag would be sitting there. Drove him daft!
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Postby KonstantinL » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:09 pm

Does anyone else experience pure amazement when you see a guy looking at a porno mag in a busy store like W H Smiths? I just think "What are you doing!!?? We can see you!!!!".

In fact I'm amazed there's even a market for porn mags in this internet day and age.
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Postby Sharon » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:17 pm

Not everyone wants to wank at their desk?
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Postby mrlipring » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:20 pm

until trains to london have wi-fi there'll be plenty of need to toddle off to the loo for a quick hand shandy with paper-porn. :)

I used to go into my local menzies library and ask the old ladies (because this one only employed old ladies) where fluid/gay times/other gay magazines were, just for the awkward look on their face.

ever looked at the adverts at the back of those magazines, btw? It's all "For the loved one in your life, buy this swarovski crystal buttplug" and stuff like that. Ew.
"You just keep pumping away until someone suitably qualified tells you to stop."
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Postby Sharon » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:22 pm

mrlipring wrote:ever looked at the adverts at the back of those magazines, btw? It's all "For the loved one in your life, buy this swarovski crystal buttplug" and stuff like that. Ew.


thats so................................. romantic!
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Postby DMcNay » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:27 pm

KonstantinL wrote:Does anyone else experience pure amazement when you see a guy looking at a porno mag in a busy store like W H Smiths? I just think "What are you doing!!?? We can see you!!!!".

In fact I'm amazed there's even a market for porn mags in this internet day and age.


Never seen anyone looking at one in a shop. Used to work in a garage. Only ever saw one guy buy one...
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Postby KonstantinL » Thu Jun 30, 2005 2:35 pm

mrlipring wrote:until trains to london have wi-fi there'll be plenty of need to toddle off to the loo for a quick hand shandy with paper-porn. :)


Actually now that you mention it any time I have seen this it's been at the Glasgow Central shop.
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Postby Pgcc93 » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:07 pm

On the way back from the pub me and my mate stopped in at the 24hr shop at the top of Byres Road for some late nite munchies when a porn mag on the top shelf caught my eye. Not one to pass up on some new filth I moved in for a closer look!.

With the purchase complete the bloke behind the counter ask's, ' D'you want a bag?'

"Aye" say's me.

I promptly stuck the bag over my napper and walked out the shop with my copy of Hot Slits under my arm. ::):
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Postby Alycidon » Thu Jun 30, 2005 3:34 pm

That puts me in mind of the old "Not the Nine o'clock News" sketch. First customer orders a scud book and a Times, newsagent takes the money and puts the scud book discretely inside the Times and the customer leaves. Similar story with customer two who orders a Telegraph and a scud Book. Third customer orders a Sun and a scud book and the newsagent takes the money and places the Sun inside the Scud Book
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Postby scotia47 » Thu Jun 30, 2005 9:16 pm

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Postby stinkpad » Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:37 pm

scotia47 wrote:NSFW

Seems appropriate somehow.


Over 1000 terms and they didn't have "doing the five knuckle shuffle on the old piss pump".

I'm unimpressed :P
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