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mrlipring wrote:until trains to london have wi-fi there'll be plenty of need to toddle off to the loo for a quick hand shandy with paper-porn.
I used to go into my local menzies library and ask the old ladies (because this one only employed old ladies) where fluid/gay times/other gay magazines were, just for the awkward look on their face.
ever looked at the adverts at the back of those magazines, btw? It's all "For the loved one in your life, buy this swarovski crystal buttplug" and stuff like that. Ew.
Bex Bissell wrote:Empire Stores, Gratan, etc.. gets your imagination working.
I recall years ago a catalogue in my parents bedside drawer, i'm pretty sure it was something along the same lines as ann summers.(heeeuuugh)
Moving swiftly on, I inadvertently got my brother busted by leaving his stash out, I was too young at the time to fully appreciate the ladies inside pushing back the boundaries for artisitc purposes.
It was more of a pictorial story board, lady of the manor type scenario.
I had a quick shufty through back behind the storage heater and went out for a game of 7 by's only to return to a destraught mum who had obviously found the grumble, I over heard my aunte console the lod dear by saying "well at least he is interested in the wimin"
Bex Bissell wrote:Yes indeed so, one sock was found that had a knoop rating of 5.26
Which to the untrain person means that it was just slightly harder than diamond.
There was also an episode involving a Star Wars annual.
Modern Fossil wrote:Bex Bissell wrote:Yes indeed so, one sock was found that had a knoop rating of 5.26
Which to the untrain person means that it was just slightly harder than diamond.
There was also an episode involving a Star Wars annual.
Aye Bex I’ve heard of the Knoop Scale of measurement
(Professor Adolph Knoop 1905 - 1985)
When washing the garment was a small toffee hammer used?
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Vinny the Mackem wrote:I thought that the "brown paper bag coming out of hardcore porn shop" was a myth until I saw that!
KonstantinL wrote:Vinny the Mackem wrote:I thought that the "brown paper bag coming out of hardcore porn shop" was a myth until I saw that!
In Soho they put it in a pink and white stripey paper bag. So I'm told anyway.
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