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Postby desto » Wed Nov 09, 2005 11:44 am

ill be banished for this but ma mums next catalog had great underwear section! oh an there was my gladitors sticker book that funnily enogh was always open at jet! kwaaaaaar!
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Postby Schiehallion » Wed Nov 09, 2005 8:50 pm

desto wrote:ill be banished for this but ma mums next catalog had great underwear section! oh an there was my gladitors sticker book that funnily enogh was always open at jet! kwaaaaaar!


Catalogue, shmatalogue - here it comes Fossil, a spider-like "when I were a lad" type of oneupmanship.

For some of us who didn't have catalogues, you had to rely on Priscilla in the Sunday Post doing a fashion feature on drawers etc. Very, very rarely the Sunday Mail's fashion contest would come up trumps with a bit of undie action.
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Postby cheesylion » Wed Aug 02, 2006 9:07 pm

james73 wrote:We found some carefully hidden in poly bags near a railway line. And they
weren't your bog standard Fiesta either - real porn these were. 8O



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Eh James,

Where did you find these and when?

I think they might've been mine!! :oops: :cry: :oops:
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Postby trudger » Thu Aug 03, 2006 1:33 pm

HollowHorn wrote:"Colour Climax" & "Forum" Image

My favourite "Letter" to "Forum" ran thus.......
"Last night I snipped my boyfriends scrotum with a pair of sharp scissors, I then inserted a straw and proceeded to gently blow until it was the size of a tennis ball, I then quickly withdrew the straw and placed a strip of selleotape over the cut. My boyfriend said that making love to me shortly afterwards, produced the most powerful orgasm he had ever experienced. My question is this...are there any dangers involved with this practice?"
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"Care must be taken at all times to ensure that no air bubble is allowed to enter the bloodstream, such an air bubble reaching the opening to the Heart could cause severe malfunction"

And presumably death, she must have been some ride....... :P


Well.....f*** me
I remember reading this very same letter as a youngster and as the years went by I began to wonder if I had imagined it. Its absolute bollocks (ahem) of course but entertaining nontheless. I remember one letter about a foot fetish session on a train, after which the girl as she left the train 'kissed me and slipped her socks in my pocket'. Genius. Presumably the guy found them and wore them out within a few days.
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Postby scaryman2u » Thu Aug 03, 2006 7:21 pm

I noticed ThePeoples Friend was`nt mentioned :D
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Postby ChrisWoods » Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:03 pm

Alycidon wrote:CENSORED VERSION


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Unbelievable I actually has a copy of this very issue 8O
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Postby John » Thu Jul 19, 2007 12:19 pm

Sorry to revive an old thread (blame Sharon and Smartalex).

Borders Books was always a good place to watch porn mag lurkers when the magazines used to be up the back. There was one table in Starbucks directly above the porn section and my wife and I were always greatly entertained by the antics of the customers while we were drinking our lattes and eating cake.

I also once had a very amusing experience in a Soho peepshow with Primal Scream back in the early 80's but that story will have to wait until the next drinks night.
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Postby AlanM » Thu Jul 19, 2007 6:26 pm

JohnR wrote:Sorry to revive an old thread (blame Sharon and Smartalex).

Borders Books was always a good place to watch porn mag lurkers when the magazines used to be up the back. There was one table in Starbucks directly above the porn section and my wife and I were always greatly entertained by the antics of the customers while we were drinking our lattes and eating cake.

I also once had a very amusing experience in a Soho peepshow with Primal Scream back in the early 80's but that story will have to wait until the next drinks night.


You'll probably have forgotten bringing it up by then and be totally surprised when you're asked to spill the beans ::):
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Postby Fossil » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:47 pm

wankers
Bum tit tit bum tit tit play yer hairy banjo
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Re: Fav Scud book

Postby james73 » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:54 pm

Fossil wrote:wankers


Fossil wrote:Well we have the net noo for porn but back in old days, a scud book was all you needed for “self massage”

Any one have a favourite ?

Fossil





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Postby Field Marshall Shug » Sat Jul 28, 2007 11:58 pm

I have a great scud book; a real half-stiffy turn-on. It's 'Scud 1980-87 - Perspectives on Mobile Launch Systems during the Iran-Iraq War (with introduction by Lt. Col Frank McAvennie). Page 83 is a real bum tickler.
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Postby Josef » Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:07 am

Field Marshall Shug wrote:Perspectives on Mobile Launch Systems during the Iran-Iraq War (with introduction by Lt. Col Frank McAvennie). Page 83 is a real bum tickler.


A man of many talents, obviously. And I suppose it explains Alex Ferguson's 'squeaky bum time'.
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Re: Fav Scud book

Postby Pgcc93 » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:26 pm

Just been thinking, I've not seen a scud book dumped in a hedge or anywhere for that matter in at least a decade, perhaps longer. Mibbe's I should get with the times and be looking for discarded hard discs, iPad & laptops these days.
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Re: Fav Scud book

Postby Josef » Mon Nov 05, 2012 9:57 pm

I'd long since forgotten about this thread. But the minute I saw the title, I knew exactly who had started it.
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