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Postby Fossil » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:30 pm

Well we have the net noo for porn but back in old days, a scud book was all you needed for “self massage”

Any one have a favourite ?

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Postby My Kitten » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:35 pm

aye mine was the house section of The Herald, well its like a porn book to me, nae chance of touching one ::):
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Postby Alycidon » Fri Jun 24, 2005 1:42 pm

There were definately differect categories when I was at school between 1970 and 1975, rarely if ever bought one since
The Cheapos: Carnival (3/-)and Parade(1/-) boobs only if I remember
The Mainstream lot, (we are not really Scud Books but proper gentlemens magazines): Mayfair, Men Only, Penthouse and Club International. Usually about 5 bob. Full frontal but always tasteful (don't know if they still are)
Forum, in a category of it's own, no pictures just stories, also tried to make out that it was eductional - aye right!
The "bit of rough" lot: Fiesta, Escort etc, always were that wee bit more explicit.
The "bloody hell can they show that": Playbirds, Whitehouse and several others, appeared about 1975 and took nudie magazines close to the limit (and occasionally further)
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Postby trickntoots » Fri Jun 24, 2005 2:12 pm

I must have had this fairy around me that blew these things outah sight....

Maybe once I saw a flash of a raspberry ripple flying around the street but that was about it.

I was too wee to reach the top shelf..... :cry:

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Postby The_Clincher » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:04 pm

Club was a good yin. Eventually i even began to read the stories...:) ::):
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Postby The_Clincher » Fri Jun 24, 2005 6:47 pm

Aye....i used to do weights...i only used them on my left arm for about a year cos my right one was like Charles Atlas' :) :oops:
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Postby HollowHorn » Fri Jun 24, 2005 8:46 pm

trickntoots wrote:The Four Marys

Mary Seaton, Mary Beaton, Mary Carmichael and me.
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Postby HollowHorn » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:06 pm

"Colour Climax" & "Forum" Image

My favourite "Letter" to "Forum" ran thus.......
"Last night I snipped my boyfriends scrotum with a pair of sharp scissors, I then inserted a straw and proceeded to gently blow until it was the size of a tennis ball, I then quickly withdrew the straw and placed a strip of selleotape over the cut. My boyfriend said that making love to me shortly afterwards, produced the most powerful orgasm he had ever experienced. My question is this...are there any dangers involved with this practice?"
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"Care must be taken at all times to ensure that no air bubble is allowed to enter the bloodstream, such an air bubble reaching the opening to the Heart could cause severe malfunction"

And presumably death, she must have been some ride....... :P
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Postby crusty_bint » Fri Jun 24, 2005 9:25 pm

Alycidon wrote:There were definately differect categories when I was at school between 1970 and 1975, rarely if ever bought one since
The Cheapos: Carnival (3/-)and Parade(1/-) boobs only if I remember
The Mainstream lot, (we are not really Scud Books but proper gentlemens magazines): Mayfair, Men Only, Penthouse and Club International. Usually about 5 bob. Full frontal but always tasteful (don't know if they still are)
Forum, in a category of it's own, no pictures just stories, also tried to make out that it was eductional - aye right!
The "bit of rough" lot: Fiesta, Escort etc, always were that wee bit more explicit.
The "bloody hell can they show that": Playbirds, Whitehouse and several others, appeared about 1975 and took nudie magazines close to the limit (and occasionally further)


Thats so in-depth a reply that its actually really REALLY sad!!! ::):

Mines hotmale.com, issue 746, June 2003.
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Postby mrlipring » Fri Jun 24, 2005 11:42 pm

I always liked club international (anyone else had the double sheet "spread" of lots of pictures of ladybottoms?), but i do remember getting a few copies of some absolute filth from the continent when i was in my mid teens. Someone i knew was over bootlegging, and thought "i know who'll like these pvc fetish magazines!", obviously. Not bad too. Problem is, as they were such a novelty, i took them to a mate's house to show him. We went out, came back a few hours later, and the magazines were gone. His brother hadn't been home. The only people who'd been home, ergo in his room, were his parents.

My mate's parents STOLE MY PVC FETISH MAGAZINES. There's something you don't hear every day.

Gimp masks, strap-ons, corsets, ballgags, DP, it was filth of the best kind, and my mate's parents nicked them off me.
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Postby Fossil » Sat Jun 25, 2005 12:02 am

MrLipring you’re a fucking genius ::): ::):

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Postby turbozutek » Sat Jun 25, 2005 4:13 am

HollowHorn wrote:"Colour Climax" & "Forum" Image


Ahhhh, the spunking cock. A great scottish fertility symbol.

Chris...
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Postby DickyHart » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:04 am

Parade, was one i used to err, come across.

Then i got introduced to 'Whitehouse' and got caught by my maw, reading it with a torch one night.

Liprings is scary though...
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Postby paladin » Sat Jun 25, 2005 5:39 am

mrlipring wrote:My mate's parents STOLE MY PVC FETISH MAGAZINES.


Probably 'cos they were in them 8O ......parents aren't alway grown-up pillars of the community or mibbe they didn't want their son finding out he was only there as a result of their indulgence in pvc fetish fantasyland.
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Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jun 25, 2005 9:32 am

turbozutek wrote:Ahhhh, the spunking cock. A great scottish fertility symbol..


As great as this one?
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