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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby jodieohdoh » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:10 pm

busdriver wrote:
Doorstop wrote:


FAN FUCKIN TASTIC! personaly I would do a Jeremy clarkson number on fare dodgers and then stick there head on a spike as an example. :twisted:

Chap's been charged.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby The Egg Man » Wed Dec 21, 2011 6:39 pm

If he's smart he'll try and get in front of a jury.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby banjo » Wed Dec 21, 2011 8:21 pm

big man charged with assault and the wee guy reported to the procurator fiscal.win win situation for the lawyers.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby stranger » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:23 pm



Signed :D
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby stranger » Wed Dec 21, 2011 9:40 pm

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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:07 pm

stranger wrote:


Signed :D

Signed elsewhere.
banjo wrote:big man charged with assault and the wee guy reported to the procurator fiscal.win win situation for the lawyers.

I'd happily chip in a tenner to the Big Man's defence fund.
Multi dinero, multi ficky fick, multi divorce.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby jodieohdoh » Thu Dec 22, 2011 10:14 pm

Funniest guy around at the moment.

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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby banjo » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:14 am

praise the lord,amen to that.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby busdriver » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:54 am

banjo wrote:big man charged with assault and the wee guy reported to the procurator fiscal.win win situation for the lawyers.

If there is a god the big man will be given an award for his public spiritidness and the the little fare dodging peice of shit banged up.
Given the nature of modern society somehow I doubt it.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby Vinny the Mackem » Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:04 pm

The Egg Man wrote:If he's smart he'll try and get in front of a jury.


Unfortunately, the 'offence' is nowhere near serious enough for it to be put out for a jury trial, which is a pity!
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby Doorstop » Fri Dec 23, 2011 1:57 pm

I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby Vinegar Tom » Fri Dec 23, 2011 6:09 pm

A Scottish connection in the latest batch of uploads from the Library of Congress Flickr collection:

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Harry Lauder and wife (LOC) by The Library of Congress, on Flickr
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:10 pm

busdriver wrote:
banjo wrote:big man charged with assault and the wee guy reported to the procurator fiscal.win win situation for the lawyers.

If there is a god the big man will be given an award for his public spiritidness and the the little fare dodging peice of shit banged up.
Given the nature of modern society somehow I doubt it.



He was sold two singles for the same journey. Rather than a full fare and a student one for the return. The lackey who sold himit won't be investigated.
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby RDR » Fri Dec 23, 2011 8:10 pm

Would I be right in thinking that Harry Lauder lost his only son in the great war?
and I rose up, and knew that I was tired, and continued my journey
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Re: Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

Postby Vinegar Tom » Fri Dec 23, 2011 9:39 pm

From Googling it looks that he did. Just like Kipling.
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