Links to funny, cool or interesting stuff

[DickyHart]

spokesman for the national obesity forum.....tam fry

Small fry, presumably.

Fat chance.

Acht, you never know. We'll just have to weight and see.

Was that not a pretty heavy handed attempt at a joke?

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

you just want to have your cake and eat it!!

[Dexter St. Clair]

you just want to have your cake and eat it!!

That's quite easily done. Try eating your cake and having it.

[Doorstop]

How heavy? A pun, perhaps?

How heavy? A pun, perhaps?

Ooh, well played that man.

[Bankie Boy]

A great site if you are blessed with young children or grandchildren
http://www.noradsanta.org/

[banjo]

when do the words fat and slim mean the same thing?.....













when they are followed by the word chance.

[Doorstop]

I fucking hate Paul Fucking McCartney and his stupid fucking face. Every time I see him on TV flicking a victory sign, I just want to scream "What the fuck Paul? What the fuck are you victorious in? Being a fucking cunt?" Christ I hate the smug pissant.

Worst. Beatle. Ever.

In fact, let me illustrate how good a Beatle I thought he was by putting them in order.

1) George Harrison
2) John Lennon
3) Ringo Starr...yes, Ringo fucking Starr was more talented and likeable than Paul Fucking McCartney
4) People who weren't even IN the Beatles
5) A cat
6) Paul Fucking McCartney

I would feel happy that his ex-wife Hop-along Heidi fleeced him for so much divorce cash if she wasn't such an insufferable prick as well.

[Glesga_Steve]

Amazing sand sculptures

All incredible, but how did the sculptor of the penultimate one do THAT?

[My Kitten]

mega cuteness

[BrigitDoon]

Ah, bless 'em

[Dot]

Not funny for Tiger but hardly surprising and wonder what will happen with shaving adverts?
Not related to his private life?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/8403418.stm

[My Kitten]

I hope you have all filled in one of these

[Doorstop]

Brilliant. Stolen for email whorage.

On another note:

Ladies and gentlemen, on television half an hour ago, the Oxford English Dictionary definition of the word "Oxymoron".

[My Kitten]

zombie kitties, not for the squeamish



Unusual Wi-Fi network names

and for you web designers out there Hell Web Designs

[John]

I can't stop watching this.

Train inspector nearly hit twice.

http://www.break.com/index/train-inspec ... twice.html

[invy]

Who wants a handjob?

http://ineedahandjob.com/Handjob/Order.html