Snap!
It was never going to be a good night for either Shereen Nanjiani or Moira Anderson when they both showed up wearing the same dress - and neither found it amusing. They both spent the entire night trying not to be seen in the same floorspace, and of course both wanted to be told that they looked the best in it! The truth was of course that neither were going to be looking hot in something that had been picked up in a poundstretchers clearance sale!
Randy Mandy (well Janette Krankie)
It looked like Dazzababes and Janette Krankie were getting along great after a few prolonged festive kisses under the Mistletoe (I think she actually brought her own), but Molendinar took home the trophy after busting a few crazy moves on the dancefloor. When Janette Krankie joined in it looked like a bad attempt at a scene from Saturday Night Fever.
The Big Cleanup
The morning after saw the big clean up. What wasn't expected was to pick up a coat and discover rhona cameron and Pcgg93 curled up together fast asleep! Well of course makeup had to be applied and photographs had to be taken. Pcgg93 and rhona cameron were both suprised when they finally came to to see that the office had been redecorated with pictures of them both looking like a bad drag act!
Bidding War
Nothing much was happening so My kitten and Carol Smillie were starting to look for mischief. Well they found themselves in front of the photocopier which was immediately used to copy their boobs! The biding war that followed by the boys to get a hold of one of the copies meant that neither would have trouble affording the taxi home that night!
Battle of the Babes
Red Cola and Sharon spent the evening trying to outdo one another. First there was bickering over who had the sexiest new outfit (Red Cola by a mile), the best haircut (Sharon again). and then who could kiss the most guys - this had to be Sharon. By the end of the night they were both looking pretty rough - but i wouldn't like to say who wast worst!!
Stationery Stock-Take?
Crusty turned up late after drafting in 'Santa's little helper' deebers to help with a late afternoon stock take of the stationery cupboard. It must have been pretty hard work counting all that tip-ex because they both looked a little flushed by the time the arrived.
Kings of Clubland
My Kitten, turbozutek and purplegrum headed out after the party to the local nightspot to survey the talent. purplegrum told me that he pulled a cracker, but My Kitten said it was more like grab-a-granny night with purplegrum as the top prize. turbozutek was less forgiving saying the only cracker he pulled was his own when he got home - ha!
Chipolata Time
For reasons only known to himself Fossil decided to toss himself off in front of the entire party and start urinating on the table. Then, with an adeptness that astonished many partygoers (where did he learn that?) Ronnie removed Fossil's underwear in one swift pull. Fossil then proceeded flex his torso and show off his thong.
Fossil
It's just a matter of time.
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