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Postby kn0wledge » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:06 pm

Speaking of guide dogs, the world's most stupid sign has to be the "no dogs except guide dogs" one. Blind people can't see and dogs can't read, so what the fuck is the point.
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Postby turbozutek » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:07 pm

kn0wledge wrote:Speaking of guide dogs, the world's most stupid sign has to be the "no dogs except guide dogs" one. Blind people can't see and dogs can't read, so what the fuck is the point.


Guide dogs can too read!! ::):

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Postby DMcNay » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:10 pm

kn0wledge wrote:Speaking of guide dogs, the world's most stupid sign has to be the "no dogs except guide dogs" one. Blind people can't see and dogs can't read, so what the fuck is the point.


The blind don't need to read it. It's for sighted dog-owners.

The blind know they can go where the fuck they want.
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Postby kn0wledge » Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:11 pm

Well Helen Keller's dog could understand sign language, but after years of being called MUHAEMMMEHHHHHAAAHHH it flipped out and killed her.
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Postby Speedbird » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:58 pm

dr_lightning wrote:
kn0wledge wrote:Speaking of guide dogs, the world's most stupid sign has to be the "no dogs except guide dogs" one. Blind people can't see and dogs can't read, so what the fuck is the point.


The blind don't need to read it. It's for sighted dog-owners.

The blind know they can go where the fuck they want.



What about hearing dogs' for the Deaf'??

I have always wondered why Guide dogs' get all the praise and acess when these other dogs' can be just as useful at times'.
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Postby AMcD » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:59 am

Speedbird wrote:
What about hearing dogs' for the Deaf'??

I have always wondered why Guide dogs' get all the praise and acess when these other dogs' can be just as useful at times'.


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I wasn't aware Guide dogs are the only ones that get all the praise and access. Hearing dogs for the Deaf are a form of guide dog too, and as such are afforded the same access as guide dogs for the blind. I can honestly say I've never heard anyone not praising hearing dogs as doing a worthy job either.
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Postby turbozutek » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:08 am

Why does no one praise 'Psychic guide worms' ???

Those pluckly little lifeforms in your garden who allow you to communicate with your spirit guide ?

Has anyone ever spared a though for these guys ? Did you even know they existed ?

No.. Thought not.

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Postby Sharon » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:01 am

turbozutek wrote:Why does no one praise 'Psychic guide worms' ???

Those pluckly little lifeforms in your garden who allow you to communicate with your spirit guide ?

Has anyone ever spared a though for these guys ? Did you even know they existed ?

No.. Thought not.

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Yeah, my great Aunt Liz has 3 of these over the years. They served her very well. indeed.
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Postby Sharon » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:02 am

I have my Primary School schoolbag in my desk.

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Postby Speedbird » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:05 am

Sorry, was tired last night.

What I meant was that, when the average person hears the words, guide dog, what do they think??

Yeah, thats right, guide dogs for the blind - how many think of them in other capacities??
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Postby Speedbird » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:08 am

I have not found anything daft on my desk other than myself.......
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