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Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Sat Nov 09, 2013 8:53 amby The Creeping Spleen
HelenD wrote:Yes, 'tis the season for burst pipes
Half way along Victoria Road and the pressure warning light comes on. Reduce speed to a carefully paced waddle. Put all thoughts of bladder and toilets out of mind and proceed to St Enoch Centre...
I'd never noticed before that the place is the size of an aircraft carrier.
Yeah, and Murphy's Law dictates that the only gents (or ladies as the case may be) is the one on the top floor.
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 6:51 pmby RapidAssistant
You see a car you once drove (or your parent's generation drove) in the Transport Museum......
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:26 pmby The Creeping Spleen
You pull a muscle just climbing out of the bath.
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Sat Mar 01, 2014 10:28 pmby Fat Cat
Takes weeks to get over the flu (just not funny any more)
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:43 pmby the researcher
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Tue Mar 25, 2014 1:57 pmby the researcher
HelenD wrote:I used to have a shelf full of Tommy Vance Friday Rock Show recordings. I bought all the music on them and wiped the tapes. How I wish I hadn't.
Cue Dixie Dregs, "Take It Off The Top"...
i used to record the tommy vance friday rockshow every friday on cheapo cassettes and like you got rid of them and also now wish i hadnt
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Sun Jun 22, 2014 9:28 pmby Fat Cat
When your reading material has to be moved further away from your eyes just so you can see it (especially true of cooking instructions on packaging)..
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Sun Jun 22, 2014 10:24 pmby Delmont St Xavier
Fat Cat wrote:When your reading material has to be moved further away from your eyes just so you can see it (especially true of cooking instructions on packaging)..
No, it just means your arms are getting shorter....
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 8:34 amby pingu
when you describe a group of "wee lassie" then get accosted because theyre "21"
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Mon Jun 23, 2014 9:02 pmby Fat Cat
Delmont St Xavier wrote:Fat Cat wrote:When your reading material has to be moved further away from your eyes just so you can see it (especially true of cooking instructions on packaging)..
No, it just means your arms are getting shorter....
Are arms not like ears, getting bigger with age.
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Sat Sep 06, 2014 11:06 pmby Gerry B
When You Ordered A Lamb Madras, And A Pizza Arrives....
Not Great!
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Fri Oct 10, 2014 2:36 pmby banjo
you are 59.happy birthday oor robert pool.
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:52 pmby The Creeping Spleen
You work out you're old enough to be the female presenter on Blue Peter's dad.
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:48 pmby Delmont St Xavier
When you have your first heart attack and think when's the next one?
Re: You know you're getting old when.....
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Tue Oct 28, 2014 7:05 pmby banjo
your mates are going sober for October and you cannae remember september
