You know you're getting old when.....

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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby sandabound » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:00 pm

motman wrote:... you wash out chinese takeaway containers to store your nuts and bolts. I bought 150 new from a catering supplies shop about a year ago and they're useless. Not meant for more that one or two openings before the lids crack. At least with a takeaway I get some value first.


Motman, I use Heinz beans fridge containers, they're ideal for keeping all my locks & small stuff in :D
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby banjo » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:21 pm

actually,going back a few posts...i did see bands at the apollo :oops:
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby motman » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:35 am

sandabound wrote:
motman wrote:... you wash out chinese takeaway containers to store your nuts and bolts. I bought 150 new from a catering supplies shop about a year ago and they're useless. Not meant for more that one or two openings before the lids crack. At least with a takeaway I get some value first.


Motman, I use Heinz beans fridge containers, they're ideal for keeping all my locks & small stuff in :D

The amount of nuts and bolts and general c*** that I have, I would explode with the number of bean containers needed.
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:38 am

My dad used jam jars and whatnot to store loose screws and so on.
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby The Egg Man » Wed Oct 09, 2013 9:44 am

Or Brylcreem jars
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby RapidAssistant » Wed Oct 09, 2013 10:19 am

Aye it's even worse when you find stuff in the loft in old carrier bags from shops that went out of business yonks ago. I found a load of old tools in a G101 Off Sales bag the other day, and I was about to post it in the "Lost Retail Chains" thread until I realised they are still alive and kicking.....
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby sandabound » Wed Oct 09, 2013 2:00 pm

motman wrote:
sandabound wrote:
motman wrote:... you wash out chinese takeaway containers to store your nuts and bolts. I bought 150 new from a catering supplies shop about a year ago and they're useless. Not meant for more that one or two openings before the lids crack. At least with a takeaway I get some value first.


Motman, I use Heinz beans fridge containers, they're ideal for keeping all my locks & small stuff in :D

The amount of nuts and bolts and general c*** that I have, I would explode with the number of bean containers needed.


::):
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby Bridie » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:06 pm

Instruction on can says spray from about 30cm and you don't know how far that is :(
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:10 pm

Bridie wrote:Instruction on can says spray from about 30cm and you don't know how far that is :(

12 inches.
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby Bridie » Thu Oct 17, 2013 6:18 pm

The Creeping Spleen wrote:
Bridie wrote:Instruction on can says spray from about 30cm and you don't know how far that is :(

12 inches.

Good! now I can spray the ....................... :D
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby Doorstop » Wed Oct 23, 2013 11:08 pm

You're showing your age when you see there's a double episode of Eurotrash on and you can't be arsed watching it.
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby Gerry B » Wed Nov 06, 2013 11:17 pm

After Only One Can Of Beer You Start Yawning :roll:
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby ibtg » Thu Nov 07, 2013 8:41 pm

When you realise it's 50 years since JFK was assassinated, and you can remember it as though it was last week - and you can't actually remember what happened last week......
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Nov 07, 2013 9:15 pm

You go out on a really cold day, and - no matter if you've just been for a pish - you instantly feel your bladder contract to the size of a walnut and you have to go to the lavvy again.
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Re: You know you're getting old when.....

Postby HelenD » Fri Nov 08, 2013 10:26 pm

Yes, 'tis the season for burst pipes :)

Half way along Victoria Road and the pressure warning light comes on. Reduce speed to a carefully paced waddle. Put all thoughts of bladder and toilets out of mind and proceed to St Enoch Centre...

I'd never noticed before that the place is the size of an aircraft carrier. :(
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