SMPs as door to door salespersons

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SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby hazy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:08 am

Annabel Goldie . Whatever she is selling at my door ,out of fear I would buy it. That woman scares me. She is the wicked headmaster but without a cock, then again.

Alex Salmond. Piss of ya fat arrogent git.

Iain Grey . After downing a jar of sleeping pills pouring petrol over myself and just for good measure hanging myself from the rafters ,fuck off ya boring git as I would have forgot what he was selling in the first place,

Tavish Scott. After wiping his wee nose telling him to fix his shorts I would then ask him if his mummy new if he was out. :roll:
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby Delmont St Xavier » Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:24 pm

Is this supposed to be going somewhere?
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:07 pm

Delmont St Xavier wrote:Is this supposed to be going somewhere?

With politicians involved, it'll be going "doon the tubes."
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby BrigitDoon » Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:39 pm

All round to hazy's to play "knock down ginger" :P
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby johnboy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 8:58 pm

Annabel Goldie reminds me of Gregor Fisher in drag......... :wink: :wink:
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby banjo » Thu Apr 07, 2011 9:43 pm

maw broon.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby hazy » Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:41 pm

Delmont St Xavier wrote:Is this supposed to be going somewhere?


For god sake DSA crack yur make up and smile.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby Josef » Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:18 pm

Much as I generally like your posts, Hazy, that one just wasn't funny.

And in any case, this 'they're all the same' stuff is shite. And furthermore, is in the interest of the self-serving/deluded fanatics. It's in their interests that you don't vote. That way their tribal/fanatical/financially-interested vote counts, and yours doesn't.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby hazy » Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:41 pm

quote="Josef"]Much as I generally like your posts, Hazy, that one just wasn't funny.

And in any case, this 'they're all the same' stuff is shite. And furthermore, is in the interest of the self-serving/deluded fanatics. It's in their interests that you don't vote. That way their tribal/fanatical/financially-interested vote counts, and yours doesn't.[/quote]

I have to say I am more than dissapointed in your attitude here Josef this is exactly why this site is becoming to regimented . The point of random distractions is in my opinion that you do not take it to heart or seriously . Is it at the stage now on HG that an light hearted opinion or perception of people is no longer tollerated. Must we all toe the party line.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby The Egg Man » Fri Apr 08, 2011 4:48 pm

Josef wrote:Much as I generally like your posts, Hazy, that one just wasn't funny.

And in any case, this 'they're all the same' stuff is shite. And furthermore, is in the interest of the self-serving/deluded fanatics. It's in their interests that you don't vote. That way their tribal/fanatical/financially-interested vote counts, and yours doesn't.



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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby banjo » Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:08 pm

and their egos perhaps.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby hungryjoe » Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:58 pm

Annabel Goldie has bigger bawz.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby The Egg Man » Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:37 pm

hungryjoe wrote:Annabel Goldie has bigger bawz.



Yes; unfortunately they used to belong to David McLetchie. He doesn't need them back anytime soon.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby Delmont St Xavier » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:37 am

hazy wrote:
Delmont St Xavier wrote:Is this supposed to be going somewhere?


For god sake DSA crack yur make up and smile.


Sorry, I just didn't 'get it' and I'm not fussed about what anyone writes on here generally. I kind of thought there might be a follow up but it didn't happen. Honestly, I like a laugh and God knows we need it but sorry to say, it didn't really set the heather on fire and I didn't think it was funny, just kind of strange (and you do some good stuff on here) so don't take it personally.
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Re: SMPs as door to door salespersons

Postby Delmont St Xavier » Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:38 am

The Egg Man wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Annabel Goldie has bigger bawz.



Yes; unfortunately they used to belong to David McLetchie. He doesn't need them back anytime soon.


Question now has to be - Would you winch the face off her if she became First Minister?

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