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Patently Offensive

Postby Vinny the Mackem » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:51 pm

Friend of mine posted something on Facebook which was along the lines of "you have an object on your left, and an object on your right, and you're being attacked by a zombie - you need to use whatever is on your left and your right - what are you attacking the zombie with" or words to that effect. The post got quite silly, as one might imagine.

Now, as part of that, one of the responses included "a piece of paper" to which the poster wondered whether he could paper-cut a zombie to death (again). As a result of that, I (in joke) took a photograph of a piece of paper reading "fuck off Zombies" and suggested he pass that to the zombies to buy some time ... much hilarity all round.

However I posted the photograph onto Photobucket. They blocked the image, and it's taken me a week to get an explanation. All they said initially was that it violated their terms and, after they said a couple of reasons in their terms that simply didn't exist, came up with "we can delete whatever we want" and finally "we consider the word "fuck" to be offensive"

Anyone here consider either the word "fuck" or the terms "fuck off zombies" to be "Patently offensive".

Sorry to get on my high horse, but I'm a little bit miffed.
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Josef » Mon Nov 29, 2010 5:55 pm

I'm curious as to how it came to their attention in the first place. I can't believe for a second they look at every image uploaded. Pattern-recognition software?
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby pingu » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:16 pm

if it was open to the public someone has probably reported it.

they probably dont even look at reported pic and just delete them, only looking when/if you complain
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby viceroy » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:38 pm

pingu wrote:if it was open to the public someone has probably reported it.

An offended zombie perhaps?
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Vinny the Mackem » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:44 pm

I would be surprised if it was a report and had suspected it was some form of character recognition.

I've uploaded this instead - they'll probably suspend my account now! :)

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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Josef » Mon Nov 29, 2010 6:54 pm

Vinny the Mackem wrote:Fur cough zombies


Yaay! Gives me the excuse to post this one.

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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Doorstop » Tue Nov 30, 2010 9:36 am

This is a lovely bit of silliness.

I like it.
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Dave » Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:58 am

Got a job on the QE2, work for Cunard everyday.

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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Doorstop » Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:22 pm

::):
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby banjo » Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:55 pm

just give me my fork n knife so i can eat my dinner.
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Vinny the Mackem » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:08 pm

There's a manmade waterway in the distance. Far Canal!
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Mori » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:39 pm

Fargin iceholes.

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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby pingu » Tue Nov 30, 2010 3:45 pm

for coffee?
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Re: Patently Offensive

Postby Vinny the Mackem » Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:29 pm

Great film! Not watched it for years!
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