Whit's fur tea?

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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Dec 26, 2020 6:44 pm

Tea tonight was Christmas dinner leftovers.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby banjo » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:17 pm

hamburger,mashed potatoes,onion rings,gravy.x 3 adults total cost one pounds fifty.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Jan 09, 2021 4:26 pm

A wee portion of chicken balls from the Chinese takeaway.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:24 pm

I didn’t know that Chickens had.......BALLS!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:31 pm

A friend of mine married a Chinese girl called Mel, her Father had a restaurant in Northampton, there was nothing in Chinese food that he did not no about and Peter was a fantastic host, as part of their heritage they had a British and a Chinese wedding which was held in Hong Kong, they then honeymooned in interior China in the village her family had hailed from, they had access in their honour, Pete was pigging out on these beautiful little battered round balls, he swallowed hunners of these and said to Mel, we have to get these on the menu in Northampton, Mel said “Don’t think so” they’re Pigeon heads, in China they do not throw anything away, Pete told us that he disappeared behind some Rocks and Spewed his ring up, what a turn up for the books!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:34 pm

Henrysix wrote:I didn’t know that Chickens had.......BALLS!

Aye, same as fish has fingers. ;)
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sat Jan 09, 2021 5:53 pm

I used to like my faggotts but they’re seem to have dissapeared now
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:04 pm

Henrysix wrote:I used to like my faggotts but they’re seem to have dissapeared now

*Kenneth Williams voice* Oooh, Matron! :D
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sat Jan 09, 2021 8:00 pm

Ou Soleen ‘Stop messing ‘ about’
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby banjo » Sun Jan 10, 2021 10:23 am

breast of chicken stuffed with haggis and wrapped in streaky bacon today.to be washed down with chilled chardon of course. :D
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sun Jan 10, 2021 2:06 pm

BBQ beef burnt ends.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:09 pm

Is that a Scottish thing do you think, things being well baked or cooked, I love things a wee bit burnt/crispy, rest of the family think I am crazy, when I get some scones or hot cross buns first thing I do is let the air get to them , gets them a wee bit crispy and ready for munching, same with my Steak always well done!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sun Jan 10, 2021 3:28 pm

Henrysix wrote:Is that a Scottish thing do you think, things being well baked or cooked, I love things a wee bit burnt/crispy, rest of the family think I am crazy, when I get some scones or hot cross buns first thing I do is let the air get to them , gets them a wee bit crispy and ready for munching, same with my Steak always well done!

I think it is, aye.

You get a nice fish supper from the chippy, and there's that CRACK when you first cut through the batter. Lovely!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sun Jan 10, 2021 5:52 pm

I used to spend my school bus money on a bag of brokies from Tunnocks bakery in Rutherglen Rd, I used to prey they would be burnt a bit, 4p would get you about a pound and a half of them!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sun Jan 10, 2021 7:00 pm

Recalling other delicacies, Madeleines and Pineapple cake
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