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How about a nice chickpea & cauliflower curry with brown rice, mmmmm! Can't be too much fat in that surely... although I'd warn the dog not to sleep under the bed later
My OH discovered that a noisy fart always made the dog jump out of her skin. Evil but very funny. I think it was her self-preservation instinct. On the other hand any time we'd let her sleep under the bed she'd wreak smelly revenge. I miss her!