Whit's fur tea?

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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Vinegar Tom » Sun Feb 07, 2021 4:08 am

No, we can't call them that, unless we are a big racist.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:25 am

That's what I thought.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sun Feb 07, 2021 10:10 am

Yes I don’t see it as derogatory myself as a thrusting 61yr old Jock, BUT let’s be fair they are probably all more Scottish than we are, we could transmute it to McChinkeys
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Sun Feb 07, 2021 12:45 pm

There was a guy I worked with when I was in my teens (late 80s or so), and he'd tell this story about being present at some sort of Race Relations court case of some kind.

The nub of the matter was the defendant was accused of referring to a shop run by an Asian fella as "The wee pakki shop in such and such street".

However, when the owner of the premises was brought in and asked "What do you do for a living, sir?", he replied in the broadest Glaswegian accent you could possibly imagine "Oh, I run the wee pakki shop in such and such street."
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Sun Feb 07, 2021 8:42 pm

And generally they run them well too!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Mon Feb 08, 2021 3:47 pm

Indeed they do, yes. :)

Tea for tonight will be a ham and cheese chicken Kiev and a few chips, with a nice wee piece of iced gingerbread for afters.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Mon Feb 08, 2021 6:13 pm

Spleen stoaapit!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Wed Mar 03, 2021 3:31 pm

Tea tonight will be a king rib supper from the chippy.
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Mar 04, 2021 4:56 pm

Pigs in blankets, one dozen of. Possibly a very lightly toasted hot cross bun and strawberry jam for afters. :)
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby Henrysix » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:04 pm

Spleen what diet is it that you are exactly on!
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Re: Whit's fur tea?

Postby The Creeping Spleen » Thu Mar 04, 2021 5:17 pm

Henrysix wrote:Spleen what diet is it that you are exactly on!

It's the seafood diet. I see food, I eat it. ;)
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