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Re: Writers

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:45 am

When the Great Man played Carnegie Hall - at the invitation of Pete Seeger, a certain Bob Dylan was way down the bill.

Coorie Doon could have been written by Burns - there is no higher praise.
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Thu Feb 24, 2011 11:55 am

kicking up a stink.

they have built a nice new unit in the golden jubilee
and the councillors are cock a hoop and full of fun and glee
for all the other towns around are full of envy green
cos guess whos going to open it her majesty the queen
but what about our problem one councillor did spat
oh aye thats right the dalmuir smell we never thought of that
how could we be so thoughtless how could we be so lax
that stench is for the locals who pay their council tax
then up stood the lord provost high heid yin o the burgh
we will have to use plan b he said as we dont have another
plan b whits that it must be good lord provost please do tell
we cannae have her majesty breathing in that smell
we get every cooncil worker and put them in a rush
gie them aw emulsion and gie them aw a brush
for the queens been here before you see and really is accquainted
to the fact that aw she ever smells has just been freshly painted.
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:12 pm

talk is cheap

the governments calling unemployment is falling so youve got nothing to fear
life is allright its`a box of delights dont you see its clear dont you see its clear
theres jobs for the boys in nuclear toys but nothing for you and me
just kept on our knees by a crippling disease called social security
dont you see its clear dont you see its clear
the only inflation in this generation are the numbers on the dole
but for the ones up above its a labour of love theres no sorrow in their soul
dont you see its clear dont you see its clear
dont you see its clear theres nothing here.
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Re: Writers

Postby Doorstop » Sun Jun 17, 2012 4:38 pm

Clumsy politicians.
Outmoded ideology.
Nasty posh boys.
Excercising Pathology

Excusing the rich.
Manipulating media.
Slumping in polls.
Through useless dogma

Accentuating inequality.
Reprehensible policies.
Extremely unpopular.
Bankers bonuses.

Taxing the poor.
Opposing growth.
Avoiding reality.
Slippery slope

Towards electoral oblivion.

One can but hope...
I like him ... He says "Okie Dokie!"
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Sun Jun 17, 2012 7:24 pm

i echo your sentiments kind sir.
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:07 pm

in training.

he steps aboard the westbound train
he knows exactly whit hes daein
its in his pocket jist in case
the enemy decide tae chase
for theyre the foxes hes the hare
he never did like peyin his fare.
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Wed Feb 10, 2021 7:53 pm

not wrote anything for ages but began strumming my guitar again and trying to get my mojo back.so,here goes........................dedicated follower of facebook.hope you like it. .he sees you here,he sees you there,he sees you in your underwear,he knows when your on holiday and what you've had for tea.cos hes a dedicated follower of facebook.oh yes he is,oh yes he is. hes not your kin,hes not your friend,his trolling ways will never end,he knows your favourite take aways and pizza toppings too you would rather that he didn't but just what can you do cos hes a dedicated follower of face book.oh yes he is ,oh yes he is.he knows your friends and family,he knows your neighbours too,you cant even unfriend this guy you don't know what to do,a right good lawyers what you need so you can try and sue,cos hes a dedicated follower of face book.oh yes he is oh yes he is hes a dedicated follower of face book 8O
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Re: Writers

Postby banjo » Wed Feb 10, 2021 8:47 pm

he has no life to call his own,hes so wrapped up in his android phone,he never has the tv on his guitar he never plays,he has such an unhealthy interest in other peoples ways,but hes just an ordinary normal bloke at least that's what he says and hes a dedicated follower of facebook. 8O
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