Whose face would you never tire of punching?

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Postby Fake Plastic Steve » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:40 pm

Sharon wrote:
Fake Plastic Steve wrote:that guy from the campsite on saturday night!!!

offered me a half empty can of beer, i declined as i had someone holding my beer for me a hundred yards away

2HAW..AHM FAE GLASGOW....YE DONT GIT A SECOND CHANCE!!!


away n shite mate


There might be queue forming to punch him!

Yay. Its back, someone I wanna punch! :twisted:


glad to have helped stop the drought
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Postby Sharon » Wed Jul 28, 2004 2:41 pm

Cheers Steve, I owe you one!

(not a punch)
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Postby DickyHart » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:35 pm

for legal reasons i canny tell ye!! thebastaadthatheis!!grrrr..
Is this gonna be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?
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Postby PlasticDel » Wed Jul 28, 2004 3:54 pm

You an me Dicky! We're on the same boat!

'Mon we'll take them aw oan!
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Postby nuttytigger » Wed Jul 28, 2004 5:20 pm

rosheen or what ever her name is from River City. the one with the weird face and dodgy voice!!
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Postby YokerBloke » Wed Jul 28, 2004 6:17 pm

Tamara Palmer-Tonka-Truck. That vacuus bint really annoys me!!!
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Postby kirkyguy » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:00 pm

chris evans, steve davis, eric bristow,des lynam,jimmy hill,tommy sheridan,martin oneil,neil lennon,shereen nanjianni,the guy out the darkness,craig david, eminem,the boring bint who writes a colum in the sunday mail Alison something who gives a ........
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Postby james73 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:15 pm

nuttytigger wrote:rosheen or what ever her name is from River City. the one with the weird face and dodgy voice!!


Spelt Roisin - there's a bint in my office with this moniker...





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Postby james73 » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:26 pm

Whose face would you never tire of punching?


Johnny Vaughan - get some talent, pal. Anything, just get something...

Ally McCoist - cheeky chappie my @rse...

The cast of Eastenders - everybody might be talking about it, but they aint watching it...

Chris Moyles - @rsepiece...

Liam Gallacher - total @rsepiece...

Most Scottish Fitba "journalists" - most of 'em are just Rangers fans with
laptops (the Laptop Loyal - Ian King, Keith Jackson, Chick Young, et al) whilst
the ones that aren't Mordor members are the most pessimistic, sensationalist
two-bit pieces of scum ever born (Hugh Keevins, Mark Guidi etc)...
(I exclude Glenn Gibbons and Graeme Spiers from either list)

Franz Ferdinand - Britpop-esque boring shyte - it isn't 1995 guys...





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Postby YokerBloke » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:49 pm

ALL Big Brother contestants who then think they are a 'celebrity' after being evicted after 1 or 2 weeks into the bloody lame piece of lazy programming.

...And the one's who come out/win later.
Just FUCK OFF!
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Postby The_Clincher » Wed Jul 28, 2004 10:28 pm

Rosie Kane
Mick Hucknall
Pete Waterman
"Doctor" Fox
Louis Walsh
Graham Speirs
The singer out of "REM"
Bernard Ponsonby
Davina McCall
Heather the effin weather
"Dev" out of Coronation Street
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Postby PlasticDel » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:29 am

You ever see Ready Steady Cook?

That blonde bitch chef they have on it sometimes, who has the loudest voice ever!!! She is so in your face!!! I mean, how is it possible for someone to be that bloody annoying on a show that has Ainsley bloody Harriot prancing about it!!!

She must be punched.

The list is too big when it comes to annoying celebrities and people in the spotlight. But that's a good one Clincher, Rosie Kane! :x

Has anyone said Linda Barker yet? I actually quite like her. :D

Disclaimer: I'm not a wife beater. Honest.
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Postby DMcNay » Thu Jul 29, 2004 5:30 am

Davina McCall - STOP SHOUTING!
Too few hours in the day.
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Postby evilmiss » Thu Jul 29, 2004 9:42 am

Tobey Maguire and Keanu Reeves

I really think that both of these men are talking planks of wood. I wouldn't mind punching them in the fizzog. I think that a few hours of fist-on-face action would do them a world of good.
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Postby Speedbird » Thu Jul 29, 2004 11:27 pm

I would never dream of punching anyone just because I didn't like or agree with them.

However, do NOT get me started on fcucking criminals, especially those who abuse people, animals (because they are only dumb animals after all you know. - Stupid twats.) or steal my things.
People who beleive that thier actions will harm no one but never really see the consequences.

Stupid pieces of scum, all of them, particularly people who needlesly injure and hurt defenceless animals because they are to stupid to look after it or to pass it onto new owners properly.

I would gladly punch, kick and stamp on these people all day, but that would be too good for them.


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