Slap that C*nt

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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby viceroy » Wed May 05, 2010 7:02 pm

Griff Rhys Jones

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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby aland » Wed May 05, 2010 7:55 pm

another nomination, this blonde cow with a vote lardner poster in her back window tonite on the A71. overtook her touring car style, wee squeeze anxd left about 5mm between wing mirrors as I passed... support a bigoted nazi and be prepared to face the consequences :twisted:
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby BrigitDoon » Thu May 06, 2010 6:40 pm

I always wanted one of those '74 Dodge Monaco police cars like the Blues Brothers had. 440 cubes, unrestricted and bull bars. No need for overtaking - great fun at level crossings. Ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding... :twisted:
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby yoker brian » Thu May 06, 2010 6:49 pm

There you go BD

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I have had some plonker driving by my front door in a similarly equipped astra van for the last hour and a bit - he's getting right on my thrupp'ny bits
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby draugelis » Thu May 06, 2010 8:39 pm

Sir_Knox wrote:
draugelis wrote:Is your husband George Galloway? Is that' a double slap for Sir_Knox? I therefore agree! :D


oh forgive me for having an opinion. Aren't you able to contribute rationally ?


Ach, lighten up for goodness sake! Take another slap ::):
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby BrigitDoon » Fri May 07, 2010 6:29 am

That's an '81 Chrysler Newport. How the boys ended up in that I don't know. They had a '90 Crown Victoria in the 2000 movie...

But I'll take it anyway. It's cool. 8)
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby roy » Fri May 07, 2010 9:17 am

oh lee evans
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby rabmania » Fri May 07, 2010 8:30 pm

Jimmy Carr, Jeremy Vine, Steve Wright, Alan Carr (in case I missed him first time), that guy that presents Gardeners' World, David Mitchell...I do have unresolved issues it seems...
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby roy » Fri May 07, 2010 9:34 pm

JEREMY KYLE, oh id batter him
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby Johnny_Gogo » Fri May 07, 2010 9:56 pm

Galloway's biggest fault is that he likes to ram his religon down everybody's throat. Fuck off pal we're not interested in your biased views.
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby hazy » Fri May 07, 2010 10:38 pm

The feckin pricks that smashed the windows on the train tonight as I got coverd in shrapnel taking them out.
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby HollowHorn » Fri May 07, 2010 10:47 pm

hazy wrote:The feckin pricks that smashed the windows on the train tonight as I got coverd in shrapnel taking them out.

Jesus, what did you use on the wee baistirts, a grenade?
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby hazy » Fri May 07, 2010 10:53 pm

HollowHorn wrote:
hazy wrote:The feckin pricks that smashed the windows on the train tonight as I got coverd in shrapnel taking them out.

Jesus, what did you use on the wee baistirts, a grenade?


Feck HH I couldnt fight sleep. 8O
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby DickyHart » Sat May 08, 2010 12:39 am

hazy wrote:The feckin pricks that smashed the windows on the train tonight as I got coverd in shrapnel taking them out.


HAZY feckin prick stopper!
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Seriously buddy, hope you are ok!
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Re: Slap that C*nt

Postby Sir_Knox » Sat May 08, 2010 9:10 am

hazy wrote:The feckin pricks that smashed the windows on the train tonight as I got coverd in shrapnel taking them out.

haha, well the good news is he will have less of a platform to spout his pi$h as he's no longer an MP

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