Don't Take Advice From the Pop Stars.

[2HB]

He has a better wig. Although his radio show isn't as good.

id have to say those two statements may be in the wrong order

[Bridie]

Jennifer Juniper lives upon the hill,
Jennifer Juniper, sitting very still.
Is she sleeping ? I don't think so.
Is she breathing ? Yes, very low.
Whatcha doing, Jennifer, my love ?


DONAVAN LEITCH you failed the paramedics course
.......................YOUR FIRED

[Bridie]

reviving the thread


Man's Biggest Regrets
No 52


"Should have been a rock star."
But he didn't have the patience for the guitar..

[Lone Groover]

"Won't you Roll Away The Stone "
"Sha la la la Push Push...."

"Jeeeeeez the stink ! "

[Bridie]

Some folks are born to piss about,
Ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Bring on the Masseuse",
Ooh, RAndy they're pointing to you
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no waste of space.
But it's true, it's true, I have my favoured position,
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in gob,
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh.
But when the dirt is seen in a right royal state,
Lord, trust the ex to pull her weight

It's me, it's me I am the spoilt regal son,
Can't stop, dear guest got a plane to catch
.. non stop to Azerbaijan



The Fortunate Son - Creedance Clearwater Revival

Some folks are born to wave the flag,
Ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail to the chief",
Ooh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no senator's son, son.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no,
Yeah!
Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman comes to the door,
Lord, the house looks like a rummage sale, yes,
It ain't me, it ain't me, I ain't no millionaire's son, no.
It ain't me, it ain't me; I ain't no fortunate one, no.

[yoker brian]

Gloria Gaynor walks into a pub after being barred the night before. Barman says " go on now go, walk out the door, just turn around now, cos your not welcome anymore"

[ilookedup]

All the advice you will ever need -

In his new book TRUST ME, I'M DR. OZZY, rock legend OZZY OSBOURNE embraces his status as a medical marvel to tell incredible stories, offer advice as only he can and shed light on his seemingly superhuman ability to stay alive.

Due out this month.

[RDR]

All the advice you will ever need -

In his new book TRUST ME, I'M DR. OZZY, rock legend OZZY OSBOURNE embraces his status as a medical marvel to tell incredible stories, offer advice as only he can and shed light on his seemingly superhuman ability to stay alive.

Due out this month.

Think I'll give that a miss.