Don't Take Advice From the Pop Stars.

[Doorstop]

In the song "You Take me up" by the Thompson Twins, they sang:

"It just makes me weep when I try, how I try
I know what it means to work hard on machines"

Well, Mr Thompson, as any apprentice will tell you, you should let the machine do the work, that's what they're for. I'd hate to see you using a jig-saw, I bet you get through blades at a rate of ten to the dozen.
Or maybe if you're working hard so hard on a production line machine that it makes you cry, your lineside material requirements system needs some serious work. Can I suggest you implement a six sigma project to improve quality immediately and perhaps apply some Kanban principles to improve you lean manufacturing process?
To improve quality, you first have to be able to measure it. Crying won't help.

And get your stupid hair cut.




Your turn .....

[Lone Groover]

" I shot the Sherriff - But i didn't shoot no Deputy "

Thing is Bob, that's hardly a mitigating plea is it? I mean ffs........

[Bridie]

"Get you biscuits in the oven and your buns on the bed" ...Kinky Friedman

Answer NO

[Doorstop]

"Club Tropica, drinks are free" sang George Michael.

Well, Mr Michael (if that is your real name), I tried walking out of our local shop with a load of Tropicana Orange juice and was stopped at the door, where the security guard explained that George Michael wasn't responsible for retail policy in that particular establishment, and Tropicana drinks are, in fact, £1.09 a litre.

[Bridie]

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I've heard you shot your woman down,
shot her down, now
I said I've heard you shot your old lady down,
You shot her down to the ground
Hey Joe, said now
Where you gonna run to now?
Where you gonna run to?
Hey Joe, I said where you gonna run to now?
Where you, where you gonna go?"

Joe....... " MIND YOUR OWN F****** BUSINESS BOB!!"

[Lone Groover]

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I've heard you shot your woman down,
shot her down, now
I said I've heard you shot your old lady down,
You shot her down to the ground
Hey Joe, said now
Where you gonna run to now?
Where you gonna run to?
Hey Joe, I said where you gonna run to now?
Where you, where you gonna go?"

Joe....... " MIND YOUR OWN F****** BUSINESS BOB!!"

I'm planning to sing that tonight - complete with your ammended stalker lyric !

[Doorstop]

Someone needs to get on the blower to that R Kelly and tell him that trying to fly like an eagle can actually be quite disasterous unless you actually are an eagle.

Silly arse.

And stop wearing those bloody sunglasses indoors .. it doesn't make you look cool, it just makes you look like a cunt.

[Dave]

Someone needs to get on the blower to that R Kelly and tell him that trying to fly like an eagle can actually be quite disasterous unless you actually are an eagle.

You might also want a word with Westlife about the fundamentals of flight too!!

[Bridie]

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I've heard you shot your woman down,
shot her down, now
I said I've heard you shot your old lady down,
You shot her down to the ground
Hey Joe, said now
Where you gonna run to now?
Where you gonna run to?
Hey Joe, I said where you gonna run to now?
Where you, where you gonna go?"

Joe....... " MIND YOUR OWN F****** BUSINESS BOB!!"

I'm planning to sing that tonight - complete with your ammended stalker lyric !

well the least you can do is let me hear it on utube - I can't get to Partick that easy

[Doorstop]

I shall attempt to video same on my travels tonight.

[Doorstop]

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I said where you goin' with that gun in your hand
Hey Joe, I've heard you shot your woman down,
shot her down, now
I said I've heard you shot your old lady down,
You shot her down to the ground
Hey Joe, said now
Where you gonna run to now?
Where you gonna run to?
Hey Joe, I said where you gonna run to now?
Where you, where you gonna go?"

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but it's hardly prudent to be asking the bloke with the gun anything, never mind his preferred destination v.v. criminal hideouts especially seeing he is doubtless probably a tad emotional after popping a cap in his birds ass.

Get under the table Jimmi, with the rest of the pub, and stop asking stupid fucking questions before you get yourself and the rest of us black folks shot.

[Lone Groover]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but it's hardly prudent to be asking the bloke with the gun anything, never mind his preferred destination v.v. criminal hideouts especially seeing he is doubtless probably a tad emotional after popping a cap in his birds ass.

Get under the table Jimmi, with the rest of the pub, and stop asking stupid fucking questions before you get yourself and the rest of us black folks shot.

it's not even clear if he was aware of his legal rights during all this questioning.

"Hey Joe you have the right to remain silent, anything you do say will be taken down, re recorded and re -released after you die pretending it is good......."

[banjo]

your love is lifting me higher than ive ever been lifted before.


please refrain from the taking of extra strong viagra and accept what the pharmacist provides,after all it is dangerous to exceed the recommended dose.

[aland]

I've been depressed so long
It's hard to remember when I was happy
I've felt like suicide a dozen times or more
But that's the easy way, that's the selfish way
The hardest part is to get on with your life

You're searching in the dark clutching at straws to find a way
You take the tarot cards and throw them to the wind
You ? question your beliefs your inner thoughts,
Your whole existence
And if there is a god then answer if you will
And tell me of my fate, tell me of my place
Tell me if I'll ever rest in peace

judgement of heaven by iron maiden, thank fuck i did take steve harris's advice there

[Bridie]

Now, correct me if I'm wrong but it's hardly prudent to be asking the bloke with the gun anything, never mind his preferred destination v.v. criminal hideouts especially seeing he is doubtless probably a tad emotional after popping a cap in his birds ass.

Get under the table Jimmi, with the rest of the pub, and stop asking stupid fucking questions before you get yourself and the rest of us black folks shot.

it's not even clear if he was aware of his legal rights during all this questioning.

"Hey Joe you have the right to remain silent, anything you do say will be taken down, re recorded and re -released after you die pretending it is good......."

Bob was just plain wastin time.
All he had to do was tell Joe what the other folks were sayin all along that Fanny Jo was a bad un - offer him a sack for the gun a shovel for the wife and wish him "adios" oh and watch out for the crosstown traffic and a bit of purple haze up in the skies.