The Shingles Thread!

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Fri May 18, 2012 3:42 pm

Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open legs :D


I remember it well

Stop tickling about in my pants :D


Ok

I gave you that one and this one as well
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Fossil » Fri May 18, 2012 5:43 pm

Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Fossil wrote:
Bridie wrote:
Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open legs :D


I remember it well

Stop tickling about in my pants :D


Ok


I'll gave you one


oooh Mrs
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Fri May 18, 2012 9:45 pm

I fear a no-win situation here, B. :D

Ignoring Fossil's interesting interpretation of the English language of course.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sat May 19, 2012 7:53 pm

HollowHorn wrote:I fear a no-win situation here, B. :D

Ignoring Fossil's interesting interpretation of the English language of course.

Your right - Oh wise man :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat May 19, 2012 11:52 pm

Should this be in the Wid Ye thread

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Wed May 30, 2012 1:43 pm

Ok ladies, I am once again foot loose and fancy free.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Wed May 30, 2012 7:15 pm

How's the sales of White Heather going, Joe?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Wed May 30, 2012 7:20 pm

Far too well, clearly.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby banjo » Wed May 30, 2012 8:30 pm

aw ffs no again. :cry:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:05 pm

News on two fronts. I am, as they say, back in the saddle again, with a lovely girl some dozen years my junior. On an unrelated note, it is my sad duty to inform you that Ms Dalmuir's marriage is alas, on the rocks. I feared as much when I became aware of the velocity of the affair. I hope she hings oan to hearth and hame. She's a nice wee lady.
In the meantime, me and the fair damsel are taking things at a comfortable speed.
Anyone reading the above, rather florid language, will gather that I'm rather pissed. :P
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Boxer6 » Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:10 pm

hungryjoe wrote:News on two fronts. I am, as they say, back in the saddle again, with a lovely girl some dozen years my junior. On an unrelated note, it is my sad duty to inform you that Ms Dalmuir's marriage is alas, on the rocks. I feared as much when I became aware of the velocity of the affair. I hope she hings oan to hearth and hame. She's a nice wee lady.
In the meantime, me and the fair damsel are taking things at a comfortable speed.
Anyone reading the above, rather florid language, will gather that I'm rather pissed. :P


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby The Egg Man » Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:08 pm

Tomorrow is a holiday fur some folks, especially skool folks :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Wed Sep 26, 2012 10:47 pm

Pissed on a school night again. :P
I worked Saturday through 'til yesterday.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sun Feb 17, 2013 11:45 pm

Hungryjoe must be well loved up again - not a peep :wink:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:02 am

Perhaps his balls exploded. I'm sure he was happy though to go out with a bang.............For once.
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