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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Mon Mar 12, 2012 4:42 pm

hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Let's see how long this one lasts.

Well you should know the drill by now - long walks on the beach, GSOH, cosy fireside chats, NS. :D

Oh I can do all that, it's not what I do that's the problem, it's either women who want to "make plans" at an unfeasably early stage, or women who "know" everything - such as what I'm "really" thinking and what my "real" motives are.
I'm really getting fed up with it T.B.H.


Look I know what you're really trying to say .........JOKE ::):

Seriously, why not try another route instead.
I know it's a cliche but join a club - meet people and put romance a few rungs further down the ladder.

Fuxake Dot, I'm not that desperate :).
For me dating sites are an alternative to going to the pub/dancing/disco/nightclub. I enjoy going to the pub with my mates, and have no interest in "pulling" in that scenario. In fact, I have no problem at all in getting dates, I suspect confirmed bachelorhood beckons, BUT, I'm seeing another nice lady, who knows what the future holds, eh?

Fuxake Joe, your obviously innundated with women in fact that many that you get their name wrong.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Mon Mar 12, 2012 7:19 pm

Whys is Dot on his mind, one might ask?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Mon Mar 12, 2012 9:43 pm

Sorry Bridie :oops:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Mon Mar 12, 2012 11:08 pm

hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:46 am

Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)

::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Fri May 11, 2012 3:24 pm

hungryjoe wrote:
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hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)

::):

Been very quiet Joe - have you got married?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sun May 13, 2012 10:46 am

Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)

::):

Been very quiet Joe - have you got married?
8O
Nope, still seeing the "nice lady".
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby banjo » Sun May 13, 2012 8:43 pm

mmm nice.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sun May 13, 2012 8:54 pm

hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)

::):

Been very quiet Joe - have you got married?
8O
Nope, still seeing the "nice lady".

and I take it the "nice lady" is still seeing you?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Mon May 14, 2012 11:52 pm

Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Sorry Bridie :oops:

No probs Jack your minds obviously on other things ;)

::):

Been very quiet Joe - have you got married?
8O
Nope, still seeing the "nice lady".

and I take it the "nice lady" is still seeing you?


Oh yes, we're off to Crete for a holiday soon.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Tue May 15, 2012 11:41 am

Better search for the old drachmas in the drawer. :wink:

Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open arms :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Wed May 16, 2012 2:04 pm

Bridie wrote:Better search for the old drachmas in the drawer. :wink:

Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open arms :D


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Fossil » Thu May 17, 2012 6:49 am

Bridie wrote:
Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open legs :D


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Thu May 17, 2012 2:30 pm

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Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open legs :D


I remember it well

Stop tinkering about with my posts :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Fossil » Thu May 17, 2012 8:39 pm

Bridie wrote:
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Probably a very good time to go to Greece - they'll welcome you with open legs :D


I remember it well

Stop tickling about in my pants :D


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