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Postby Pgcc93 » Sat May 01, 2004 8:09 pm

crazygray23 wrote:ahhhh neeed a wumman :cry:


for anything in particular :?: :wink: ::):
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Postby scotia47 » Wed May 12, 2004 10:19 pm

crazygray23 wrote:ahhhh neeed a wumman :cry:


Join the club. :cry:
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Postby turbozutek » Wed May 12, 2004 10:31 pm

aaahhhhh need several wummman....

at the same time.

;-)

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Postby Fossil » Wed May 12, 2004 10:51 pm

O.K chaps done a bit of research on this subject.
I think this is what you may all be needing

This is a direct quote from the web site:
“Most women said that if their man were neatly groomed they’d spend more time with Mr. Happy.”

http://www.balltrimmer.com/home.php

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Postby turbozutek » Wed May 12, 2004 11:16 pm

I went bald once.

The person I was with freaked... And did not like it at all.

So there! Nah haha!

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Postby Kirsty » Fri May 14, 2004 12:27 pm

Explain this to the blonde please?? You went bald instantly and then it grew back like the playdoh barber shop??

:?


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Postby turbozutek » Fri May 14, 2004 1:45 pm

Hey Kirsty!

Glad to see someone taking such an interest in my ... ermm.. yeah.

No, I shaved it off over the period of half an hour..

Tested it - got a negative reaction and so...

It all grew back in over the space of about a week / 9 days.

It was frecking itchy as well.

That answer your question ?

::):

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Postby Kirsty » Sat May 15, 2004 8:11 am

Ahh and here I thought you were a mutant!!

Images of you shapeshifting around Gilmour Street Station dazzling passers by with your hair trick!!

Och well
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Postby evilmiss » Sat May 15, 2004 8:44 am

I'm scared.
I'll never use gilmour street again....
The bus sounds great.


Hehe :)
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Postby turbozutek » Sat May 15, 2004 12:55 pm

I am a shape shifter!

I'm just shiftless.

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Postby lonewooolf » Thu Jul 22, 2004 10:54 am

These posts have cracked me up on so many different occasions.
Thanks to all ... ::):
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Postby Speedbird » Mon Aug 30, 2004 3:30 pm

Ah went bald once too, but I was being pumped with what looked like Soda Stream Irn Bru concentrate, so the only person that it freaked out was myself.........


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Postby Speedbird » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:22 pm

For sale:

Me.

Young man, getting fitter as I speak and has all his faculties (last time I checked anyway). Prone to depressions from time to time, but with enough time and patience, can be fixed.

Open to offers from both men and woman, although mostly men (c.98% - 2%)

Call today to bi now........





;-)
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Postby turbozutek » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:24 pm

Speedbird wrote:For sale:

Me.

Young, getting fitter as I speak and has all his faculties (last time I checked anyway). Prone to depressions from time to time, but with enough time and patience, can be fixed.

Open to offers from both men and woman, although mostly men.

Call today to bi now........

;-)


You should maybe indicate your gender SB... Some people are interested in that kind of information.

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Postby PlasticDel » Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:28 pm

turbozutek wrote:
Speedbird wrote: and has all his faculties


You should maybe indicate your gender SB... Some people are interested in that kind of information.

Chris...


He's a he... Am I right, SB?
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