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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:29 am

hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Single again - what is it with psychic women who purport to know what you're really thinking, and what your real motives are for whatever you do?
Fuck that.

Women do that because we have little to go on when it comes to mens thoughts.

Bridie, I'm more transparent than a glass window, if anyone wants to know what I'm thinking, they only have to ask.


Mutually contradictory.

"I'm more transparent than a glass window" would imply that "women who purport to know what you're really thinking, and what your real motives are for whatever you do" are capable of looking through a glass window and therefore correct in their conclusions.

"If anyone wants to know what I'm thinking, they only have to ask" implies that, whilst admirably honest, you're as transparent as a breeze block.

Just saying, you understand.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:07 am

Joe, you have a small penis, live with it.

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby jojo » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:48 pm

HollowHorn wrote:Give it another four weeks & all you'll be pointing, is Percy at the porcelain...........YA FUD!

Seasons greetings & good luck for your new year's adventures.

Remember to keep yir tights oan, btw,


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:16 pm

Josef wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:
Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Single again - what is it with psychic women who purport to know what you're really thinking, and what your real motives are for whatever you do?
Fuck that.

Women do that because we have little to go on when it comes to mens thoughts.

Bridie, I'm more transparent than a glass window, if anyone wants to know what I'm thinking, they only have to ask.


Mutually contradictory.

"I'm more transparent than a glass window" would imply that "women who purport to know what you're really thinking, and what your real motives are for whatever you do" are capable of looking through a glass window and therefore correct in their conclusions.

"If anyone wants to know what I'm thinking, they only have to ask" implies that, whilst admirably honest, you're as transparent as a breeze block.

Just saying, you understand.

What a pedantic old fud, by saying I'm transparent, I mean that there are no hidden thoughts or motives so in the context of previous posts, there is no need to invent thoughts and motives for me to have. Should anyone be short sighted enough (or in your case, pedantic enough) to not divine my thoughts and motives - just ask, and you sir are as thick as a breeze block - sometimes ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:19 pm

HollowHorn wrote:Joe, you have a small penis, live with it.

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jojo wrote:
HollowHorn wrote:Give it another four weeks & all you'll be pointing, is Percy at the porcelain...........YA FUD!

Seasons greetings & good luck for your new year's adventures.

Remember to keep yir tights oan, btw,


Looks like HH can see into the future :wink:


He'll be seeing into the future wae 2 black eyes if there's any more pish about my penis size :evil:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:34 pm

hungryjoe wrote:What a pedantic old fud, by saying I'm transparent, I mean that there are no hidden thoughts or motives so in the context of previous posts, there is no need to invent thoughts and motives for me to have. Should anyone be short sighted enough (or in your case, pedantic enough) to not divine my thoughts and motives - just ask, and you sir are as thick as a breeze block - sometimes ::):


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:35 pm

Josef wrote:
As that Dex chap would say.... Whoooosh!



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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:40 pm

Bridie wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:Single again - what is it with psychic women who purport to know what you're really thinking, and what your real motives are for whatever you do?
Fuck that.

Women do that because we have little to go on when it comes to mens thoughts.


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:42 pm

Ps I'm in my second year at Dexie's School of Abbreviation Grammer & Posting
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby banjo » Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:42 pm

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Sun Jan 29, 2012 2:29 am

Bridie wrote:Ps I'm in my second year at Dexie's School of Abbreviation Grammer & Posting


and a fail in spelling.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sun Jan 29, 2012 10:12 am

Ach weel, I'll take some solace in the knowledge that I'm not the only sad bassa about.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Sun Jan 29, 2012 6:16 pm

Dexter St. Clair wrote:
Bridie wrote:Ps I'm in my second year at Dexie's School of Abbreviation{absent comma} Grammer & Posting


and a fail in spelling.


And punctuation. But as she says, she's only in second year. There's time yet.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:18 pm

Josef wrote:
Dexter St. Clair wrote:
Bridie wrote:Ps I'm in my second year at Dexie's School of Abbreviation{absent comma} Grammer & Posting


and a fail in spelling.


And punctuation. But as she says, she's only in second year. There's time yet.

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Sun Jan 29, 2012 11:18 pm

Bridie wrote:
Josef wrote:
Dexter St. Clair wrote:
Bridie wrote:Ps I'm in my second year at Dexie's School of Abbreviation{absent comma} Grammer & Posting


and a fail in spelling.


And punctuation. But as she says, she's only in second year. There's time yet.

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I spell well though





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