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Postby cheesylion » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:29 pm

ramor69 wrote:You use your pants to keep confectionery in

:? :!: 8O


What's wrong with that?
I keep a toblerone in mine. :wink:


A toblerone??

I keep one of those massive toblerones you get in airport gift shops in my pants.

And a couple of Terrys Chocolate Oranges!! :wink:
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Postby Fossil » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:33 pm

does your pants no look like you might have shat yersel?
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Postby cheesylion » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:39 pm

In the summer, aye.

Runs doon yer leg!!
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Postby Fossil » Wed Jun 21, 2006 11:42 pm

cheesylion wrote:In the summer, aye.

Runs doon yer leg!!


no ma leg ::):

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Postby glasgowken » Sun Jun 25, 2006 2:41 pm

Ok, has ANYBODY actually found love (or even a quick handjob) via this thread ?

This must be the most unsuccessful singles thread on the net :roll:
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Postby Fossil » Sun Jun 25, 2006 3:11 pm

glasgowken wrote:Ok, has ANYBODY actually found love (or even a quick handjob) via this thread ?

This must be the most unsuccessful singles thread on the net :roll:



or unsuccessful handjob?

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Postby allyharp » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:11 pm

8O What the hell is that avatar about Foss!?
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Postby red_kola » Sun Jun 25, 2006 6:14 pm

allyharp wrote:8O What the hell is that avatar about Foss!?

Looks like she's stubbed her toe, poor lamb.

(or someone else has... :wink: )
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Postby Fossil » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:11 pm

red_kola wrote:
allyharp wrote:8O What the hell is that avatar about Foss!?

Looks like she's stubbed her toe, poor lamb.

(or someone else has... :wink: )


well spotted Red ::):
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Postby Vladimir » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:12 pm

I could beat you fossil, avatar im talking about. You see!
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Postby Vladimir » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:19 pm

OK, I cant. Oh well... ::):
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Postby red_kola » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:24 pm

Vladimir wrote:I could beat you fossil, avatar im talking about. You see!

Hey guys, take your sick fetishes here:

www.istubbedmytoe.com
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Postby Vladimir » Sun Jun 25, 2006 9:55 pm

Dont worry. Its away, unless people want it back ::):
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Postby Fossil » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:52 pm

missed it ::):

nice site red cola but she never was on that one ::):

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Postby HollowHorn » Sun Jun 25, 2006 11:34 pm

Looked to me like she was sympathetically administering one. ::):
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