The Shingles Thread!

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Fossil » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:57 pm

glasgowken wrote:Hope it wasn't expensive ::):

I shouldn't have shaved my ballbag :(


It does help
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby maccoinnich » Sat Sep 20, 2008 7:26 pm

Oh, what can it hurt? 23/male/post-grad student/live in Glasgow. Those of you who are on a well known site for guys seeking guys shouldn't have too much trouble finding my profile.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Sat Sep 20, 2008 8:53 pm

maccoinnich wrote:Oh, what can it hurt? 23/male/post-grad student/live in Glasgow. Those of you who are on a well known site for guys seeking guys shouldn't have too much trouble finding my profile.

Well, at the minnit, I'm bi-curious, and since Crusty's fucked off, yer pulled ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Sat Sep 20, 2008 9:18 pm

Here, you've got shirts that are twice his age, ya old chancer.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Lucky Poet » Mon Sep 22, 2008 6:37 pm

maccoinnich wrote:Oh, what can it hurt? 23/male/post-grad student/live in Glasgow. Those of you who are on a well known site for guys seeking guys shouldn't have too much trouble finding my profile.


Weel, if I was 10 years younger. And lived in Glasgow. Ach, it's maybe for the best, we'd only end up arguing about façade retention :(
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Southside » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:16 am

25/m/glasgow looking for female if anyones interested in one off no strings kind of thing pm me! :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby onyirtodd » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:26 am

Southside wrote:25/m/glasgow looking for female if anyones interested in one off no strings kind of thing pm me! :D



You might try http://www.fabswingers.co.uk I doubt you'll be any more successful there than here but at least you'll be in the company of the many other superfluous single males.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby gap74 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:32 am

onyirtodd wrote: superfluous single male


Ha-ha, good phrase OYT, I think I might start using that to describe myself in general conversation from now on!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby onyirtodd » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:19 pm

gap74 wrote:
onyirtodd wrote: superfluous single male


Ha-ha, good phrase OYT, I think I might start using that to describe myself in general conversation from now on!


A well worn, almost to the point of transparency, ploy is to play Hollowhorn's 'bi-curious' card; it does seem to add to the hapless chap's chances a bit.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby gap74 » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:29 pm

Hmm, having recently read Tim Fountain's Rude Britannia, I don't think there's much out there that would surprise me anymore - it seems abundantly clear that there are a lot of frustrated folk out there, predominantly male, chasing up things that more often than not fail miserably to meet their aspirations!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby onyirtodd » Tue Oct 28, 2008 2:35 pm

gap74 wrote:Hmm, having recently read Tim Fountain's Rude Britannia, I don't think there's much out there that would surprise me anymore - it seems abundantly clear that there are a lot of frustrated folk out there, predominantly male, chasing up things that more often than not fail miserably to meet their aspirations!



Ain't that the truth. A lassie asks you plan a wee night for her and a few men and all the guys want to know is 'what does she look like?', 'how old is she?' 'is she shaved or natural?' and so on. Jeez guys! Who the fuck cares? She's a lassie who wants a bit of NSA fun with a few guys and you're asking daft laddie questions?????????
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:36 pm

And all that for £6.05? Excellent value.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby onyirtodd » Wed Nov 12, 2008 5:43 pm

HollowHorn wrote:And all that for £6.05? Excellent value.


Excellent value in these straitened times. The credit crunch does seem to have led more and more people back to 'making their own entertainment'. Last time there was this much fun and games going on it was followed by a baby boom.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Speedbird » Sun Dec 21, 2008 3:50 pm

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby dazza » Sun Dec 21, 2008 6:24 pm

Speedbird wrote:Well, it's so unlike me, it's the first time I have ever done anything like that, and I need to get it off my chest before I shrivel up in a cloud of shame.


Pfffft! You should try everything at least once ::): The other guy was probably just jealous that he hadn't got his hand in there first.
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