The Shingles Thread!

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Sun Dec 02, 2007 3:58 pm

See yi ramorra.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Speedbird » Sun Dec 02, 2007 9:23 pm

marginalwalker wrote:Today I am a man..



Today??

What, are you known as Barry at the weekends or something?? ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Fri Jan 04, 2008 9:44 pm

In case of emergency break glass

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Why can't Glasgow bars offer this service?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Fri Jan 04, 2008 10:05 pm

Because knee-deep broken glass would be a breach of Health & Safety regulations.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Speedbird » Sun Jan 06, 2008 2:09 am

Some people would probably pay good money for that you know! ::): ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby VGSmiles » Thu Jan 24, 2008 9:36 am

:|

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby VGSmiles » Sun Apr 06, 2008 2:28 am

I did not mean to kill the singles thread... :oops: sorry. I'll shut up now.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby gap74 » Sun Apr 06, 2008 3:01 am

Well, let's face it, the dating threads on neo-Nazi forums probably have more success than this one, having just read back a few pages, there are posts on shoe construction, technical drawing, army surplus stores and a surprisingly large number of bus references...!
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby samscafeamericain » Tue Jun 03, 2008 6:48 am

gap74 wrote:Well, let's face it, the dating threads on neo-Nazi forums probably have more success than this one, having just read back a few pages, there are posts on shoe construction, technical drawing, army surplus stores and a surprisingly large number of bus references...!


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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby onyirtodd » Tue Jun 03, 2008 3:31 pm

samscafeamericain wrote:
gap74 wrote:Well, let's face it, the dating threads on neo-Nazi forums probably have more success than this one, having just read back a few pages, there are posts on shoe construction, technical drawing, army surplus stores and a surprisingly large number of bus references...!


the back of the bus can be a very romantic place



...especially if you can't sing :cry:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby glasgowken » Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:47 pm

gap74 wrote:and a surprisingly large number of bus references...!

And I wasn't responsible for any of them :mrgreen:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby glasgowken » Sat Sep 13, 2008 6:44 pm

So has ANYONE found love (or even a quick shag) as a result of this thread ? :?
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Sat Sep 13, 2008 8:18 pm

glasgowken wrote:So has ANYONE found love (or even a quick shag) as a result of this thread ? :?


Don't give up hope yet, GK.

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Fossil » Sun Sep 14, 2008 9:52 pm

Josef wrote:
glasgowken wrote:So has ANYONE found love (or even a quick shag) as a result of this thread ? :?


Don't give up hope yet, GK.

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby glasgowken » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:41 pm

Hope it wasn't expensive ::):

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