The Shingles Thread!

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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Mar 21, 2013 4:38 pm

Bridie wrote:Hungryjoe must be well loved up again - not a peep :wink:

Daen fine ta.
HollowHorn wrote:Perhaps his balls exploded. I'm sure he was happy though to go out with a bang.............For once.

Tee hee.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby banjo » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:07 pm

see.hes no deed.lang may yer lum reek hungryjoe.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Josef » Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:28 pm

I suspect that the reek from his lum may be the least odiferous of his problems.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Apr 27, 2013 1:22 pm

I'm back, older but no wiser.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Bridie » Mon Apr 29, 2013 9:35 am

hungryjoe wrote:I'm back, older but no wiser.




:wink:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Scotty100 » Wed Feb 12, 2014 5:02 pm

After living on my own for years I decided it would be nice to enjoy the company of a nice lady again.
I don't do pubs and clubs so meeting said nice lady would be a little difficult.
What did I do? Yes I subscribed to one of those new fandangled interweb dating sites :oops:
Got lots of replies but what eye opener!
Some "ladies" wanted money!
Some "ladies" were not "ladies"!
Some "ladies" sent me naked photos!
I requested "ladies" between the ages of 48 to 60yr old, Got replies from 20somethings to one 85 yr old (some things you just should not see, still having nightmares 8O )

Turns out I had registered for a "swingers" site. Thank goodness I never parted with any money and soon high-tailed it out of there.

Felt a bit daft but I can laugh at my close encounter of the manky kind ::): .

Its probably easier staying single.

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Re: The Shingles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Tue Mar 31, 2015 2:20 am

Hi all, sad news. After not hearing from Ms Dalmuir for ages, I noticed she was no longer on Facebook. I phoned and found out the poor soul has cancer. She didn't tell me which kind, but says she's been told she's got around 5 years. We'll be meeting up for a wee swally at somepoint.
As for me - since my hurl with the lady 12 years my junior, I've been on one date - about a year ago, canny be arsed anymore.
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Re: The Shingles Thread!

Postby banjo » Tue Mar 31, 2015 10:09 am

glad to hear that you are still with us hungryjoe,sorry to hear of ms dalmuirs predicament though after being through it all with our daughter.not good at all.
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Re: The Shingles Thread!

Postby HollowHorn » Fri Apr 03, 2015 11:18 pm

Hey Joe, you never know what's round the corner. Even Josef's got a girlfriend. :D Keep yir pecker up.
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