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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby aland » Fri Oct 07, 2011 6:32 pm

nae luck Joe, sounded like she was taking the piss all along, there is plenty of fit ladies out there and sometimes it just happens

like for me, been mates with this lass for over a year and on a roadtrip to carlisle when you spend a lot of time chatting we both realised we had serious feelings for each other (okay mutual friends seemed to see this long before we did) anyway we became a couple and have been serious for almost 3 months now
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:15 pm

Seriously, I haven't seen her for around 18 months, I knew she was seeing someone and I'm glad she's happy. I thought I'd post up about her nuptials seeing as she has entertained the troop, so to speak.
Wish I'd let the dug pish the flerr yon time though :oops:
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Fri Oct 07, 2011 7:22 pm

::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby My Kitten » Tue Oct 18, 2011 4:15 am

VGSmiles wrote:Hi, me again... long story short, it looks like I am coming home sooner than I thought. Just trying to finish the semester without falling to pieces, and hope to enjoy a bit of the summer here while I can. Then it's back to Glasgow as soon as I can.

I'm sorry I'm not Scottish, but I was hoping my kids might be. And now that I've scared off all the blokes I neended to scare off...

Will bring guitar and camera. Hope to attend another fabulous HG meeting in a few months!


aww hugs VG, you'll get over it, you know you will xx
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Dexter St. Clair » Tue Oct 25, 2011 6:47 pm

American-style sugar daddy parties 'are coming to UK

The night starts when organiser Alan Schneider makes an announcement on the microphone.

"Men, you know what to do," he says. "Women, receive their generosity. We will touch you with passion and fire all night long."

At these parties, any couples who get together usually come to what is formally called "an arrangement".

Often that will be as simple as the man buying expensive gifts for his partner or paying her a certain amount of money each time they meet.



I think there's at least one other word for this but Joe could start saving now.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:46 am

Dexter St. Clair wrote:
American-style sugar daddy parties 'are coming to UK

The night starts when organiser Alan Schneider makes an announcement on the microphone.

"Men, you know what to do," he says. "Women, receive their generosity. We will touch you with passion and fire all night long."

At these parties, any couples who get together usually come to what is formally called "an arrangement".

Often that will be as simple as the man buying expensive gifts for his partner or paying her a certain amount of money each time they meet.



I think there's at least one other word for this but Joe could start saving now.

Ya cheeky bugger ye ::):
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby VGSmiles » Thu Nov 24, 2011 5:39 am

Thanks, Doorstop and Kitten. Yeah all I can do now is let the sadness wash over me and move on. There will be better days.

So sorry to hear that, Joe.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Fri Dec 02, 2011 12:46 pm

Got a date tonight - go me.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Fri Dec 02, 2011 1:23 pm

Mugging a woman coming from the blind school is not a date Joe, I've told you before.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby banjo » Fri Dec 02, 2011 6:28 pm

thatll be TWO chicken pakoras then joe.surely the way two any glesga wummins heart.go joe.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:15 pm

Despite the hee hawing from the direction of Knightswood, it went rather well. More dating tonight :P
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby Doorstop » Sat Dec 03, 2011 2:27 pm

Excellent stuff mate .. well played. :D
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby hungryjoe » Mon Dec 05, 2011 9:09 am

H.J. is officially a tit man.
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby The Egg Man » Mon Dec 05, 2011 11:03 am

hungryjoe wrote:H.J. is officially a tit man.


Better that than "H.J. is officially a tit, man."
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Re: The Singles Thread!

Postby yoker brian » Mon Dec 05, 2011 12:10 pm

The Egg Man wrote:
hungryjoe wrote:H.J. is officially a tit man.


Better that than "H.J. is officially a tit, man."

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